Ronnie Earle, Travis Co. (TX) DA, Dances Naked With Other Men While Beating Cooked Chickens

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No, I'm NOT being metaphorical nor am I kidding. If I wasn't having so much fun laughing at Ronnie Earle, I might even wish that it weren't true.

Evidently Travis County DA Ronnie Earle - who is once again back in the running for most politically-driven DA in the nation now that Mike Nifong has been disbarred - is involved in this New Age, "re-discover your masculinity" cult called the ManKind Project. That's according to the liberal Houston Press. And boy does this outfit sound scary.

Forty men at a time strip down and do tribal dances and beat cooked chickens and such.

This is the DA, you might remember, who is conducting a politically motivated witch hunt of former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay. I know that it has nothing to do with the (non-existent) legal merits of the case against Tom DeLay, but then again Ronnie Earle's case against Tom DeLay doesn't have anything to do with the law, either. It's all about liberals' attempt to criminalize free market conservative politics. Kind of like what Putin has done in Russia.

So...please join me in mocking this sad excuse of a District Attorney and sad, sad excuse of a man.

Ronnie Earle, as if we needed any further proof, you're a real whack job.

http://www.houstonpress.com/2007-10-04/news/weekend-warriors/

Would have recommended for the title alone. :]

I meant what I said and I said what I meant. An elephant's faithful 100 percent.

Lickin' of the Wildcats, we still happy!

Mike Gamecock DeVine @ The Charlotte Observer
www.race42008.com
www.hinzsightreport.com
www.theminorityreportblog.com
"One man with courage makes a majority" - Andrew Jackson

Way back in the day (like say the Seventies), all it took to rediscover your masculinity in NYC was leather. (And a secret password, of course.)

The barbarian hordes are descending on our community today. I am not venturing forth after dark until Sunday!

who live in the greatest state the world has ever known, in the greatest nation the world has ever known? Who do the daily commute in the 5th-worst traffic metroplex in America? Didn't know that.

How about that....I agree, today is a day that I avoid I35E at all costs. And yeah, probably stay indoors till the idiots from both sides have returned home, having left mayhem and about $20 million in their wake.

It's war -- so when can we start shooting back at the enemy Democrats?

I'm still so pissed at Dallas for not building Jerry Jones's stadium at Fair Park. It would have been perfect for Texas-OU weekend. Now, I don't know if the tradition can survive in that dilapidated stadium, and it wouldn't be the same in Arlington.

That said, Hook'em Horns! Beat the hell out of OU! :-)

Since it's my sales tax dollars that are building JerryWorld (or the Boss Hog Bowl, as Galloway calls it) right here in Arlington.

That said, Hook 'Em Horns! Not because I give a hoot about Texas, but I have two favorite college teams. OkState (yeah, just skip it, I know we suck), and whoever is playing Zero-U that week.

My third favorite is whoever is playing Miami.

It's war -- so when can we start shooting back at the enemy Democrats?

Envisioning when all that is Left is the Right.

If only the Republicans would lay out the press like your boy did!

Of course, in the particulars, it was a gross overreaction, but what CAN'T be denied is that protects his own.

All elected Republicans should think of our troops with the same protectiveness, esp when it comes to MoveOn and MoveOn's Democrat stooges.

It's war -- so when can we start shooting back at the enemy Democrats?

I would be ecstatic with a REACTION from our side regarding the slander of our troops, much less an overreaction.

can be called the greatest state. But, you should be thankful that all the prosecutors are doing the Ronnie Earl Two Step with dead chickens, otherwise you couldn't field a team.

Envisioning when all that is Left is the Right.

Sad but true, lately. Sad but true. LOL

You do know why Texas does not float away into the Gulf, don't you?

That's right, cuz Oklahoma .......

It's war -- so when can we start shooting back at the enemy Democrats?

sewer pipe connections.

Envisioning when all that is Left is the Right.

by which Oklahoma sucks is not a great concern.

It's war -- so when can we start shooting back at the enemy Democrats?

Envisioning when all that is Left is the Right.

Then again, maybe not. Many Aggies think the Big Game is up there.

Now, there are 3 words you don't often find strung together.

Envisioning when all that is Left is the Right.

throughout the weekend, all the convenience stores in the Austin area are safe from getting robbed. The hookers will be reduced to filing their nails.

It's war -- so when can we start shooting back at the enemy Democrats?

Boomer Sooner, Boomer Sooner, Boomer Sooner, Boomer Sooner, Boomer Sooner. I just love hearing that song! Don't you?

Envisioning when all that is Left is the Right.

Fight Tigers, Fight for ol' Mizzou...


...when they see me they'll say, "There goes Loren Wallace,
the greatest thing to ever climb into a race car."

but you better get ready for a lot of Boomer Sooner.

Envisioning when all that is Left is the Right.

I hope...


...when they see me they'll say, "There goes Loren Wallace,
the greatest thing to ever climb into a race car."

of their underacheiving despite being the big state school, and their black uniforms until...

They beat my USC in Spurriers' first bowl game with us.

My bro lives in KC and pulls for Tigers of the Missouri and his alma mater Clemson.

Mike Gamecock DeVine @ The Charlotte Observer
www.race42008.com
www.hinzsightreport.com
www.theminorityreportblog.com
"One man with courage makes a majority" - Andrew Jackson

You know, we used to be friends. Then this whole cheering against OU thing came up. What a shame. Unless, of course, you meant that you like Mizzou in every game except next week... that would be just fine.

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Gamecocks', dare I say national championship, hopes, but given that OU has one loss and Miz has none, I'm torn on who to pull for.

But no, I have been a fan of the Sooners often: JC Watts, Greg Pruitt, etc

still chums?

Mike Gamecock DeVine @ The Charlotte Observer
www.race42008.com
www.hinzsightreport.com
www.theminorityreportblog.com
"One man with courage makes a majority" - Andrew Jackson

Gregg Pruitt? How about Bud Wilkerson?

Envisioning when all that is Left is the Right.

Les Miles must have a huge set of brass ones for going on fourth down five times, and going for the TD win instead of the tie, vrs Florida.

It irked me how much Lundquist and the other guy were so pro Florida. Everything Tebow did they praised, At one time Matt Flynn threw a great pass and they said "He looked just like Tim Tebow!" I almost died laughing.

"Nothing works like freedom, Nothing succeeds like liberty"
Kyle

Mike Gamecock DeVine @ The Charlotte Observer
www.race42008.com
www.hinzsightreport.com
www.theminorityreportblog.com
"One man with courage makes a majority" - Andrew Jackson

you wake up an Okie in the next five days.

Envisioning when all that is Left is the Right.

Which has many things to recommend it.

Texas-OU weekend is not one of them :>) I would not go near the West End, Greenville Ave, etc. for love or money this weekend. But there will be plenty of people trolling for both!

It's a good thing the other editors are holding me back... the ban button is so tempting. Don't. Let. Football. Come. Between. Us. :)

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...or a cooked chicken at a Wild Man Retreat.

It's such a fine line between stupid and clever. - David St. Hubbins

That is my new line when analyzing college football games.

And found them to be engaging and honest. But, I must say...Hook Em Baby!

We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren't punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That's war. And this is war.-Ann Coulter

another budding friendship. Alas, we MUST have our priorities straight. Boomer Sooner.

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and beating other naked men?

Go Ronnie Go! This should DEFINITELY qualify you get the Democrat nomination for higher offices. Run for Texas AG!

It's war -- so when can we start shooting back at the enemy Democrats?

La.-Lafayette
Dawgs
SC State
MSU
Wildcats

Mike Gamecock DeVine @ The Charlotte Observer
www.race42008.com
www.hinzsightreport.com
www.theminorityreportblog.com
"One man with courage makes a majority" - Andrew Jackson

Absolutely LOVED the tape that South Carolina put together that got Lee Corso so steamed. HAHA

I watch ESPN College GameDay religiously. Kirk Herbstreit is just so handsome - he's to die for. LOL :-)

ok, there went a whole set of assumptions out the window! :>)

Mike Gamecock DeVine @ The Charlotte Observer
www.race42008.com
www.hinzsightreport.com
www.theminorityreportblog.com
"One man with courage makes a majority" - Andrew Jackson

He would be run out of office post haste.

40 naked men and a bunch of cooked chickens. Something tells me this is not what Colonel Sanders had in mind. Maybe Boston Market. ;)

Did Frans de Waal cover this particular adventure in the political cognitive psychology of primates? Since I just decided to purchase his book Chimpanzee Politics: Sex and Power Among Apes (along with The Closing of the American Mind, Giants and Dwarfs, and Capitalism and Freedom !!!) I don't know whether he ever observed anything quite so hilarious.

I wonder what Newt Gingrich thinks? de Waal's book was one of his recommendations to the historic Freshman class...do we need more naked chicken-whomping or less?

OTOH it's no more embarrassing than some of the things I've done in the name of "science" so I'd better just pipe down. Hint to our readers: one does not become aroused while watching gay pornography as a heterosexual while the hand of his mate is in his lap because of the visual stimulus. More despite it.

It's such a fine line between stupid and clever. - David St. Hubbins

And yes, I repeated the experiment to verify the results.

In fact, I think most of my motivation to conduct the experiment could be found in the fact that she was a ballet dancer before she became a psychologist. And let's face it, there's a lot you can endure when a ballet dancer is asking you...

The truth is that I loved her then and I will always love her, which maybe is something she didn't understand. I couldn't wait any longer for her to realize that.

... the chicken wasn't raw. I'm not sure if you can get salmonella through your skin, but I'd hate to find out.

A precedent embalms a principle.
- Disraeli

and Missouri, and how does he get out of it except by saying:

Oklahoma was my favorite team except for the gamecocks and clemson during most of the 70s.

Mike Gamecock DeVine @ The Charlotte Observer
www.race42008.com
www.hinzsightreport.com
www.theminorityreportblog.com
"One man with courage makes a majority" - Andrew Jackson

 
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