Chuck Norris endorses Newt Gingrich for President (seriously)
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Our main man Chuck Norris is officially endorsing Newt Gingrich for President.
http://worldnetdaily.com/news/printer-friendly.asp?ARTICLE_ID=54099
It seems Mr. Norris believes that Newt, despite his "personal past shortcomings," is the man our Founding Fathers would most likely want in the Oval Office. And if it is good enough for the Founding Fathers, it is good enough for Chuck.
He's Chuck Norris. He has to be right.
We know he will not support "Terrorist Bill of Rights" John McCain. Under those laws, Jack Bauer cannot have as much fun.
There is a Presidential Signing Statement on the TBoR. It specifically exempts Jack Bauer. Up till now, it was confidential. Please don't mention it to anyone.
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Now the bigger question is who Jack Bauer supports?
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Chuck Norris, however, wears Newt Gingrich pajamas.
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you'd be gone. A mental picture I really didn't need.
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I felt it was only logical.
Fides non in bonus intentions , tamen in bonus factum
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...can bite you in the butt - like Giuliani using political capital to campaign for con man Ralph Reed last year in the latter's abortive run for Lt. Governor of Georgia.
They all pretty much end of being that way. The only “perfect” candidate is going to be the person looking at you in the mirror. Everyone else is going to require some sort of compromise weighted in part on their perceived electability.
I'm not a South Park Republican, I'm a King of the Hill libertarian.
Heck, I wouldn't vote for me. :>)
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for having the middle name of Walker.
If it's someone other than Newt, he and Chuck will fight it out and I'll fall in line.
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