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Posted at 5:43pm on Jun. 18, 2008 President Obama Solves America's Transportation Needs
By Jack Serious
Future News: DETROIT - Friday, August 10th, 2012
America's driving worries are over! For the past two years since all the major US auto makers became nationalized and all vehicles not getting over 100mpg/b/c/hc were banned from street use, no one had the answer to Americans' transportation future -- until NOW!
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Posted at 8:26pm on Jun. 16, 2008 The Rumor Mill
By Jack Serious
In order to keep Obama's CyberPatrol employed and off the dole, I figure one rumor a week should do it.
Because a cult just isn't a cult without a compound, rumor has it that Obama Corp. is making an offer on the $75-million dollar, 123-acre Hummingbird Ranch in California?
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Posted at 3:46pm on Jun. 15, 2008 If you... then you may be a...
By Jack Serious
I wasn't going to post this but then an old Jeff Foxworthy bit came to mind...
If you ___________, then you may be a __________.
This is the nicest way I can write it: "If you are repulsed by wishing Happy Fathers Day to the Founding Fathers of America, you may be an International Socialist." But there are far better ways to say it....
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Posted at 3:34pm on Jun. 13, 2008 Two Rumors for Obama's CyberPatrol to Dispel
By Jack Serious
Dear Obama CyberBrownShirts,
Can you please challenge these rumors regarding the depth of the relationship between Senator Obama and George Soros? And please, can you do it without starting new rumors?
1) George Soros is one of the biggest financial donors (through various methods like MoveOn, MediaMatters, etc.) to Mr. Obama's campaign -- is Mr. Obama's record breaking fund raising due to Soros' ability to manipulate internet donations?
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Posted at 8:29pm on Jun. 12, 2008 Dependentosis: When Obots Rule the World - Political Science Fiction
By Jack Serious
Future News: Friday, October 7th, 2016
World Psychiatric Institute Reports on Global Condition
One of the last unaffiliated healthcare organizations, The World Psychiatric Institute, reported their findings today from a five year study into the general malaise suffered by over 80% of the planets citizenry. Previous studies by the IPC (International Psychiatric Council, Inc.), a subsidiary of George Soros Group Intl., found populations everywhere to be happy and 
content; the IPC has discredited the WPI's study from the start. Another study commissioned by the UN, a subsidiary of George Soros Group Intl., did find evidence to a rise in claims of downtrodden anxiety -- but concluded the emotional strain was caused by sunspots and global warming. WPI's study has been met with fierce opposition by the US Congress, a subsidiary of George Soros Group Intl., and the Hague, a subsidiary of George Soros Group Intl., with both bodies leveling charges at WPI for scaring the public with professional and educated opinions that may appear to be true -- the Hague's new International MindGames (registered trademark of George Soros Group Intl.) Bureau of Investigations will be looking into the charges.
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Posted at 11:23pm on Jun. 10, 2008 Not the Same Old Kool-Aid
By Jack Serious
Take the 21st Century Electric Kool-Aid Taste Test
Once you've had a sip of Obama's New Hard-Left Lemonade there's no going back -- to anything!
Same Great Mind-Bending Sensation with Half the Truth.
Life is tough with all that messy freedom to think about, but with Obama's New Hard-Left Lemonade, you can just sit back, relax, and let the cult band of Barry Pranksters take care of everything.
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Posted at 7:06pm on Jun. 9, 2008 ‘Silence of the Dembs’ is Box Office Gold
By Jack Serious
Future News: HOLLYWOOD - Tuesday, June 16th, 2009
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Since its release last year, The Silence of the Dembs has remained #1 at the box office thanks to its great emotional appeal and mandatory screenings. Newly elected POTUS Obama and his lovely wife view the film once a week at the new, federally built, cinema de'propaGANDHI in Washington DC, leading the enormous mob in chants and dancing.
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Posted at 3:48am on Jun. 9, 2008 False Profits - Taxes for Obama
By Jack Serious
"A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the voters discover that they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidates promising the most benefits from the public treasury with the result that a democracy always collapses over loose fiscal policy, always followed by a dictatorship. The average age of the world's greatest civilizations has been 200 years." - Author unknown. Attributed to Alexander Fraser Tytler, Lord Woodhouselee. Unverified."
True change, true hope, and true enlightenment are for the free democracy that breaks the cycle of its own demise, correcting its problems through private enterprise, justice, and liberty and not an all controlling government with a judiciary aiding its influence. False change, false hope, and false enlightenment are the domain of the over emotional society that merely repeats ancient mantras and calls them new, convincing its citizenry of gloom in order to rise up and dismantle the democracy and its liberties. A true sign of a false prophet is one who lives like a millionaire while asking his followers to expect less of life.
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Posted at 5:23pm on Jun. 8, 2008 Chains We Can Believe In
By Jack Serious
Like all dreamers, I mistook disenchantment for truth. - JP Sartre
I hate victims who respect their executioners. - JP Sartre
Once you hear the details of victory, it is hard to distinguish it from a defeat. - JP Sartre
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Posted at 12:40pm on Jun. 6, 2008 Too Much Change
By Jack Serious
Future News: Friday, June 21, 2013
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Posted at 6:36pm on Jun. 5, 2008 President Obama Didn't Know -- Future News
By Jack Serious
Future News: Monday, July 4th, 2011
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Posted at 1:30am on Jun. 5, 2008 Saul Alinsky's Memoir Finally Published
By Jack Serious
Future News: Sunday, June 12th, 2022
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On the 50th anniversary of Saul Alinsky's death, the book he secretly wrote will finally see the light of day. Saul Alinsky, the King Firebrand of Radical Change from the mid-20th century, did indeed write his most personal thoughts for the world to read, but the executors of his peaceful Carmel, California estate have kept the pied piper of gloom's memoirs hidden from prying eyes for the last fifty years. Aware that the memoir would upset Alinsky's most avid followers, Biff Dolittle, the nephew of Alinsky and head of Alinsky Corp. Intl., accidentally leaked word of the mysterious tome to a longtime NAMBLA playmate, Jimmy-Jimmy, who in turn coaxed the book into view and stole it. Ending up at the New York Times office, Jimmy-Jimmy sold the manuscript to the Gray Lady for three hundred dollars and a pair of size 12 Manolo Blahnik pumps. But the autobiographical bombshell wasn't about to go public just yet; The Times sent Alinsky's memoir back to Dolittle with a note simply stating, "Take better care of this -- it's worth a lot of money to the wrong kind of people." And that was all it took for Biff to start shopping the book to the highest bidder. Who paid top dollar is still unknown, but ReganBook's will publish the life story titled, I Can't Believe They Believe, and it will hit the shelves and Internet next month.
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Posted at 8:42pm on Jun. 4, 2008 Twice, Ice, Baby - Vanilla Pfleger
By Jack Serious
Future News: CHICAGO - Monday, October 6th, 2008
Dispelling rumors that ex-Catholic priest Michael Pfleger and Robert Matthew Van Winkle of Vanilla Ice fame are actually the same person, both men have come together for a racially inspired, and confused, night of rappin' and preachin' billed as An Evening With Vanilla Twice. Tickets go on sale tomorrow and show dates are set for the weekend before the presidential election - October 31st thru November 3rd. BLT promoters believe the beige brothers' performance will be a sellout.
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