Global Warming and .....Cow Farts
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Yes, you read the title right. A study released this week in London claims that the release of methane gas, (cow farts), from grazing cows is a contributing factor to Global Warming !
Now of course cows have been grazing and farting for centuries but now they contribute to Global Warming. The study also is calling for the reduction of the consumption of red meat which will reduce the need for cows, (you know the old Capitalist supply and demand thing), which in turn will reduce methane gas ,(cow farts), released into the atmosphere.
The study also states that men because of a greater consumption of red meat contribute more to Global Warming than women because of their release of methane gas. Yeah, you guessed it....man farts.
So gentleman remember the next time you enjoy that hamburger or steak you are a contributor to the, "Global Warming Crisis." Personally I plan on sitting down to a big T - Bone, enjoying every juicy bite, thanking God for the cow who contributed to Global Warming while grazing and getting fat producing my T - Bone. If after finishing my delicious meal I too happen to contribute to Global Warming.....please.....ah.....excuse me!
Ken Taylor http://theliberalslies.blogspot.com
Some how AGW always winds up supporting vegans, peaceniks and ecoterrorists. Its continuous and even when the predictions, causes, rationals are changed, it still seems to boil down that we have to tow these particular lines.
Deforestation in the amazon was big, then it was found termites were a contributor, somehow the termites got left out and its still the rainforest.
Greening the deserts was good until it was realized it meant more people. Forestry was great until it was realized the best way to do it was cut down old growth and plant new forests.
Funny how this seems to go.
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"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it."
-Thomas Paine: The American Crisis, No. 4, 1777
You obviously haven't been playing America's Most Popular Game Show - "Know Your Global Warming Causes".
I'll take "Moose Burps" for $500, Alex...
...when they see me they'll say, "There goes Loren Wallace,
the greatest thing to ever climb into a race car."
Let me get another steak.