Can Anyone Doubt That Hillary Will Win?
By kowalski Posted in 2008 — Comments (0) / Email this page » / Leave a comment »
Can anyone doubt that Hillary will win, now that Jenna Jameson has formally endorsed her? Let's not forget that Bill Clinton was also sorta-endorsed at just about this time last year [author's note: I initially said "just a few months back," but it was really more than a year ago] by another prominent Las Vegas-based pornstar, Sophia Rossi, who is a "Club Jenna" contract girl:
Rossi, a busty blonde who grew up in Las Vegas, is one of the stars in Jenna Jameson's Club Jenna lineup. "I'm just disappointed I didn't get a photo with him," said Rossi.
"If we'd known it was Bill Clinton, we would have invited him to the party," said McKelvey.
A tongue-firmly-in-cheek synopsis from a different (and not work-safe) adult website follows:
What is the connection between former president Bill Clinton and Club Jenna exclusive adult star Sophia Rossi? It turns out that Clinton was at a club long known for hosting swingers when the Secret Service broke things up before there were any fireworks between the two of them. Admittedly, this is only technically true. The swingers were on the greens of the Las Vegas Country Club where Clinton was playing golf. And by swingers, I mean golfers. And by fireworks, I mean actual fireworks. Sophia Rossi was hosting a party next door to the club for her 5 year old daughter and had intended to shoot off fireworks unintentionally in the president’s direction. Secret Service quickly swooped in to make sure that did not happen.
Now Jenna herself [H/T: Drudge] has gotten in on the act. And what an act it is! Straight from, er, the mouths of babes:
Jenna Jameson: "Absolutely. The Clinton administration was the best years for the adult industry and I wish that Clinton would run again. I would love to have him back in office. I would love to have Al Gore in office. When Republicans are in office, the problem is, a lot of times they try to put their crosshairs on the adult industry, to make a point. It's sad...
Funny, I never imagined Gore would be one of the faves of the porn biz. He's all against global warming, ya know. And Tipper had that whole anti-obscenity crusade thing she was doing against Prince (who to my knowledge has never been featured prominently in a pornographic movie, except the home-made kind) which couldn't have made her many friends in the biz. But hey -- things change, and maybe Tipper has just decided to take some harder anxiolytics recently, and the porn biz is asking Gore to soften up his image a little, get him to slim down a bit, and stop wearing so much black. Still, he invented the Internet, and we all know what a boon that's been to the porn industry -- much more than Tipper's work was ever a detriment to it. Live n' learn. These folks have *heart*.
One thing I almost wrote in response to Paul Cella the other day regarding his lament about the Iraq war, gas prices and immigration was pretty simple: Ron Jeremy and Jenna Jameson probably have higher popularity ratings right now than either the Congress or the President do. It was only a matter of time before Jenna herself spoke out, so I waited. And it's also why I'm betting that Jenna Jameson has a...point.
I think the Clintons should just drop the pretense and bring her on as a campaign advisor. They obviously have the pornstar vote locked up solid, and it's a fiercely loyal demographic. I think it's time for the Clintons to show a little reciprocal love -- after all, these people work hard for their money, sometimes they pay taxes, they're right around the corner in Hollywood, etc., etc. And they'll spice up those really boring war-room sessions in a big way.