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Posted at 11:14pm on Apr. 7, 2008 Electile Dysfunction
By noleftturnz
Each time they wind up “The First Black President/Ol’ Whitey” and send him out in the wide-open spaces to campaign for his “better half”, it always reminds me of the directions on my bottle of shampoo. Lather, rinse, repeat.. At this point, I find it necessary to explain that metaphorical analogy to our liberal friends since they themselves do not employ neither shampoo, deodorant or soap. It is the feculent progressive’s trifecta. The directions on these hygienic agents are as alien to them as the implied directions within the Constitution, the Bill of Rights and the Ten Commandments. Lather, rinse, repeat.. Bill goes out, bursts a blood vessel or two, (Lather.) they reel him back in and soak him down, (Rinse.) and they trot him back out again. (Repeat.) Of course, the “Queen of Denial” dons her purple robe and grabs her rusty scepter as she attempts to gloss over his embarrassing outbursts. “When you’re supporting the one you love, you really do take it very much to heart.” Remember she wants to be in charge of the United States of America and she has the audacity to float a howler like that with a straight face? She has an unshakable belief in her ability to lie and in your ability to believe it.. “Love?”
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Posted at 5:33pm on Mar. 19, 2008 Sermon by the Mountebank
By noleftturnz
Barack Hussein Obama, otherwise ordained as the next JFK, felt compelled to verbalize a “message of unity.” BHO/JFK as always, took great pains to say as little of actual substance as possible. However, if you read through the entirety of this torturous tract, minute morsels of wheat can be cut from his childish chaff. We will approach this Sisyphean challenge chronologically..
“..It was stained by this nations original sin of slavery..” The great liberal unifier wastes no time in putting a bit more mortar between the bricks of the wall that he claims that he wants to break down. The left is so fascinated by the “recovering alcoholic” school of pop psychology that they intend to Velcro it to anything and everything that they possibly can. In order to “move beyond the racism of the past”, we must be reminded of it with each passing moment, ad infinitum. The liberals would like the rest of us to begin each conversation from this point forward with, “Hi, my name is Bob and I’m a recovering slave owner..” Those wielding the psychological club of “slavery is responsible for all of the nations problems two hundred and fifty years after it has ended” have a bigger stake in the perpetuation of that myth than those who are constantly being clubbed by it. In their jaundiced myopic eyes, whites are nothing more than “slave owners by proxy.”
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Posted at 2:45am on Mar. 19, 2008 Beatifying Barack
By noleftturnz
Many years ago, William James said that all you need is the will to believe. Today’s liberals are agog and thoroughly marinated in the hollow symbolism that is being offered up as political palaver, to be forever known as the vacant rhetoric of the next deity in the liberal pantheon, Barack Hussein Obama.
It is still humorous when the liberals recoil in terror at the thought of religious belief. They snicker at the image of an amassed congregation listening in rapt silence to the ruminations of a preacher. The left, when they assemble for a flag burning or other such convulsions of liberal patriotism, portray themselves as atheists when it comes to the topic of belief. Once they skulk back to their hovels, the hunger pains of “belief” begin to rumble within the vacuum that is their conscience. Today they quench their thirst for “belief” by listening raptly to the breezy sermons of Pastor Obama who is being billed as the next “JFK” by the wrinkly old Democratic vanguard, assorted apparatchiks and a bevy of bloated Bolsheviks.
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Posted at 2:40am on Mar. 19, 2008 Commander Howard Queeg
By noleftturnz
The Democrats, who at this moment have two candidates that would love to see each other getting a nocturnal visit from Dr. Kevorkian, wish that that were the only problem their party has. These two candidates are alarmingly close in both the popular vote and the delegate count. Two “maverick” states, (See, no one really likes a maverick..) Michigan and Florida, who were both penalized for moving their primaries up on the election calendar, have now become a very popular topic of Democratic conversation and attention. Let us not forget that it is quite possible that the “superdelegates”, who are being pulled as much as the taffy at the state fair, might actually decide the nomination.
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