Kermit The Frog Hates Oil Companies? Next Muppet Movie Anti-Capitalist?

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News has leaked out from the folks at Muppet central (The Jim Henson Company) that the next Muppet feature film will sport a story line that attacks oil companies. According to CHUD.com, the story will center around all our favorite Muppets producing a show to raise money to save their old theater. They need the money, of course, because an "evil character" is trying to buy the building so that he might tear it down to "get at the oil underneath."

Why is it we have to turn everything into an anti-capitalism, anti-oil hatefest?

Even more alarming is the fact that it seems that the writer/director team pegged to head the project will be Jason Segel and Nick Stoller, the team that recently gave us the very R rated "Forgetting Sarah Marshall." One wonders if the Muppets will go from kid friendly to edgie and R rated? (I must admit that I would doubt the owners of the Muppet property would do that to their long standing kid friendly product, though.)

Here is how CHUD reported the story line:

Apparently their Muppet film is going to be incredibly old fashioned, with the familiar Muppet characters putting on a show to save an old theater (the theater from The Muppet Show?). The danger? An evil character wants to tear the place down to get at the oil underneath. It's sort of current!

Yes, the oil industry is again being presented as an "evil character" who has no interest in culture or kids and wants to destroy everything in pursuit of the evil black gold to make even more evil oil profits. And, here we go again, another Hollyweird film that has to take beloved children's characters and make of them anti-capitalist shills for the extreme left.

Nice going Henson co.! Way to ruin another bunch of our favorite kid's characters.

Should you wish to contact our friends at The Jim Henson Company, you can send them an email at fanmail@henson.com . Or write them at the following addresses:

The Jim Henson Company
1416 North LaBrea Ave.
Hollywood, CA 90028
Phone: 323.802.1500
Fax: 323.802.1825

New York office
627 Broadway, 9th floor
New York, NY 10012
Phone: 212.794.2400
Fax: 212.439.7452

Maybe a few well placed emails or letters will disabuse them of this anti-capitalist, anti-oil story line? Remember to be nice, though. You don't want Miss Piggie to come give you a karate choppin'.

(Photo credit: from The New York Times archives - Jim Henson Company, the Muppets Studio and Sesame Workshop)

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Why not just lease the mineral rights and require they sideways drill to tap the reserve ?


"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it."
-Thomas Paine: The American Crisis, No. 4, 1777



Fighting for conservatism one day at a time.

They debated having the evil character be for nuclear rights...as the original storyline theater was near vast water rights. They just felt oil had the better angle.

Erik

The democrats could be stopping the oil rights from being developed until their sleazy campaign contributor manage to gain the land. You could have a good guy wildcater muppet (Maybe represented by a wild cat). In the end they could strike oil despite of the evil government and crony capitalist corporation*.

*Yes I know its their term but I think we can all be bipartisan in hating the concept**.
**Even though they only hate crony capitalism when its not their cronies.


"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it."
-Thomas Paine: The American Crisis, No. 4, 1777

That had to be Steven Seagal's worst movie and that's saying a lot when you compare it to "Glimmer Man" and his numerous other affronts to cinema. Who else ends an action movie with an environmentalist presentation?

lesterblog.blogspot.com

In a sane world, the muppets would be going after an evil Sanger-like character because so many muppets were being aborted that they couldn't fill the theater anymore. That sounds like a good storyline!
Tim Schieferecke

...to defile a cultural landmark to drill an oil well.

Theaters are OK, but museums are the best. Oh, and antebellum mansions.

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. - Frank Zappa

If you can foreclose first its the best.


"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it."
-Thomas Paine: The American Crisis, No. 4, 1777

Are they made of synthetic fibers? Created from petroleum distillates? And distributed on disks made of plastic?

The Wikipedia entry on Muppets says they're made of foam rubber covered with fleece. But looking at the muppets themselves one can see that there are lots of other fibers used to decorate the creatures, and I'm quite sure their eyes are made of plastic.

But the basic production of foam rubber is this:

Most foams consist of the following chemicals: 50% polyol, 40% polyisocyanates, and 10% water and other chemicals. Polyisocyanates and polyols are liquid polymers that, when combined with water, produce an exothermic (heat generating) reaction forming the polyurethane. The two polyisocyanates most commonly used are diphenylethane diisocyanate (MDI) and toluene diisocyanate (TDI). Both are derived from readily available petrochemicals and are manufactured by well-established chemical processes. Though MDI is chemically more complex than TDI, this complexity allows its composition to be tailored for each specific application. MDI is generally used in rigid foams, whereas TDI is typically used for flexible foam applications. Blends of MDI and TDI are also used.

Polyols are active hydrogen monomers based on polyesters, polyethers, or hydrocarbon materials that contain at least two active hydrogen atoms. The type of polyol used will determine whether the foam produced is flexible or rigid. Since most polyols immediately react with isocyanates when added together, it is easy to combine the polymerization and shaping processes into one step. During the polymerization proccess, the polyol and polyisocyanate molecules link and interconnect together to form a three dimensional material.

A wide range of additives are also used. Catalysts (tin and amines) speed up the reaction, allowing large volume production runs. Blowing agents that form gas bubbles in the polymerizing mixture, are required to produce foam. The amount of blowing can be tailored by adjusting the level of water. Flexible foams are typically made using the carbon dioxide formed during the reaction of water with isocyanate. Rigid foams use hydrochlorofluorocarbons (HCFCs), hydrofluorocarbons (HfCs), and pentanes as the blowing agents.

Surfactants are used for controlling the size of bubbles and include silicones, polyethers, and similar materials. Other additives that may be used include cross-linking agents, chain-extending agents, fillers, flame retardants and coloring materials, depending on the application.

So muppets are made of oil all the way to the core. Instead of trying to preserve the theater by thwarting the oil companies, they should be building it on stilts and turning the well into a great big muppet factory.

That sounds like robots making other robots...disgusting. C3PO

Erik

Everyone knows the Democrats won't let anyone drill anywhere in the United States. The Muppets shouldn't have any problems.

--Nick
www.RightMichigan.com

 
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