Bow to The Jedi Knight; The Lightworker Stands Before You!

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Vote for him, Greedy Konservative, you must.

It amuses me to no end the extent that the Kucinich Left will comingle fantasy and the real world. It goes far beyond the problems that some conservatives, such as John Miller, have had with being Teenage half-Orcs.

While Miller personifies geekdom in a way that makes my highest level Cavalier-Palidan have to go back to the armory and re-sharpen his Bastard Sword, he knows well that he is wasting time on a game. He comprehends that he is indulging a hobby. Unlike Star Wars Creator George Lucas, he seems to grok the concept that he lives on a small planet, next to a middling-bright star, in a boring backwater of the Milky Way Galaxy.

It’s the fabulist left who believes Democratic candidate Barack Obama came from a galaxy far, far away. We have it on high authority; from George Lucas, no less.

Barack Obama is definitely a Jedi Knight. “I would say that’s reasonably obvious,” he said.

San Francisco Columnist Mark Morford seems equally buoyant above terra firma. He suggests Senator Obama has more than one character class. He is also, get ready for this, a Lightworker. Just to argue that this isn’t a gag, Morford coughes on the doobie and actual hammers out a column in defense of this outlandish thesis.

Many spiritually advanced people I know (not coweringly religious, mind you, but deeply spiritual) identify Obama as a Lightworker, that rare kind of attuned being who has the ability to lead us not merely to new foreign policies or health care plans or whatnot, but who can actually help usher in a new way of being on the planet, of relating and connecting and engaging with this bizarre earthly experiment. These kinds of people actually help us evolve.

And will the Junior Senator from The Land of Lincoln manage this feat. First he’ll snap his fingers, then he’ll click his heels together, disown Jeremiah Wright; and golly, Toto, we’re not in Kansas anymore. Admirably, Morford refutes this sophomoric humor by offering some specifics.

There's a vast amount of positive energy swirling about that's been held back by the armies of BushCo darkness, and this energy has now found a conduit, a lightning rod, is now effortlessly self-organizing around Obama's candidacy. People and emotions and ideas of high and positive vibration are automatically drawn to him.

Wise Spiritual Guru Deepok Chopra examines the effects that this reversal of entropy on the part of Senator Obama, will have on our great nation’s future.

If we are lucky, we will wake up and begin the journey back to self-awareness as a people. Disraeli wasn't entirely right. To make a career in public life a person must know himself and know the times. But to make a historical career in public life, the times must seek you out. That happens only rarely, and now it has happened to a junior senator from Illinois. If Barack Obama makes it all the way to the White House, it will represent a quantum leap in American consciousness and a promise to restore America's position in the world.

Chris Matthews, ever the newsman and professional journalist, had the following to say.

"I've been following politics since I was about 5," said Mr. Matthews. "I've never seen anything like this. This is bigger than Kennedy. [Obama] comes along, and he seems to have the answers. This is the New Testament. This is surprising."

I can only hope Chris will take a day of sick leave and have his doctor examine that tingly leg problem…

While I can’t help but enjoy a good laugh at the expense of both John Miller on the right, and all of these various and sundry overrated buffoons on the left, I can’t help but worry somewhat about people who take these things that seriously. When people get up bright and early on a November morning to vote for The Lightworker, things are badly askew. Sane and reasonable adults don’t laugh with Mark Morford on this one.

When they take a step back and realize that idiots like Morford and Chris Matthews actual influence what other Americans think on a regular basis, no one should laugh at all. The Roman Emperor Constantine was correct in eschewing the divinity of the head of state. He should have gone further and proclaimed the stupidity of political discourse informed by anthropomorphic creatures of the woods.

Thus, when any candidate gets publically knighted by Goerge Lucas, beatified by Deepok Chapra or endorsed by a talking bear, run! Run to the nearest voting station and vote against that person. Anyone who actually believes this:

The Bear spoke with gruff authority, "Politics Shmolitics, you say. Well, I challenge(Spelled like this in the original) you. Go deep in the woods. Listen carefully. What will you hear? ... 'We want Kucinich! We want Kucinich!' "

is the last person whose vote for President you should be emulating.

That people like that exist and are allowed to vote worries me.

I meant what I said and I said what I meant. An elephant's faithful 100 percent.

'Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a
delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted
by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds
forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick
up a turd by the clean end.'

If I didn't have to live here I would vote BO just to inflict him on his followers.


"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it."
-Thomas Paine: The American Crisis, No. 4, 1777

from where people decided how much income tax I got charged, this would be very funny.

'Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a
delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted
by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds
forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick
up a turd by the clean end.'

Right now, they're all agog as their hero rolls his dice and casts his spells. What are they going to do if he steps out of the cocoon in January, gets a wedgie and has his lunch money stolen?

ahh its just one of those days.


"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it."
-Thomas Paine: The American Crisis, No. 4, 1777

Like you, I almost want to see him win and get his teeth kicked in by the real world, just to see the shock and dismay on their faces when they realize the game's over, and they've been played.

I'm just waiting for that tattoo on the forehead or right hand.

It is [censored] creepy the way he is being treated as this divine character, but provides nothing and politically stumbles along the way more often than a drunkard on 'free drink night'

I read a few days ago that there is a new movement to change your middle name to Hussein, just to be like him and support him...

It really is creepy.
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Dependence is Slavery.

'Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a
delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted
by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds
forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick
up a turd by the clean end.'

Well, South Park has shown us that Saddam is the devil's gay love partner. . . so perhaps he is watching.

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Dependence is Slavery.

And no, I don't mean Obama.

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I am a big Star Wars nerd (Tis true), though in recent years I've come to some realizations that I just cant shake.

the biggest one is that the Jedi are akin to the UN.

"We're keepers of the peace, we can't fight a war for you." quotes like that from the movies really hit that home.

Also, the council was being blocked by the 'Dark Side' but kept it to themselves, and confusion mixed with arrogance, which led to its downfall.

They teach that violence is not the answer, but carry around weapons designed to kill.

Perhaps Obama IS a Jedi... he sure would fit in at the UN.

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Dependence is Slavery.

And to those who have no clue what I am talking about seek out a pastor prior to November.

"Land of the Free and Home of da Whopper" Peter Griffin...Family Guy

conform and celebrate diversity....or else!!!

Steel-Belted Radial Right Winger

Heh, I'm not sure we're that lucky, even if you are correct.

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Dependence is Slavery.

I do not have any proof and I am not making a serious charge.

BUT,

Obama...False Prophet
Soros....Anti-Christ

Yes I have read Revelations recently and that is probably why I am a little sensitive to this but is my claim anymore outrageous than him being a LightWorker.

P.S. Please don't ban me.

"Land of the Free and Home of da Whopper" Peter Griffin...Family Guy

conform and celebrate diversity....or else!!!

Steel-Belted Radial Right Winger

the False Prophets were to point to the anti-christ, Obama is taking the reigns for himself.

In truth, he's just an idiot with an idiot following.

I only joke about the "Mark of the Beast" and such things, as Obama really is treated as though he has the mark of divinity on him.

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Dependence is Slavery.

Who is Obama's handler.....George Soros...

Who is the false prophet's handler....the Anti-Christ...

But yeah the only reason I bring it up is because of the fantasy ideas like what was represented in the Article that was linked.

"Land of the Free and Home of da Whopper" Peter Griffin...Family Guy

conform and celebrate diversity....or else!!!

Steel-Belted Radial Right Winger

could be Wright and his slanted view on Christianity and Oprah's wonderful endorsement and all her hundreds of ways to get to heaven

man from the east (kenya), false peace(if two term president and treaty is roughly into 1st year), came to power from nowhere.

"Land of the Free and Home of da Whopper" Peter Griffin...Family Guy

conform and celebrate diversity....or else!!!

Steel-Belted Radial Right Winger

Come on people, he is just another sleazeball Chicago politician who will *hopefully* crawl back to that cesspool from whence he came once he *again hopefully* gets thumped in November.
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