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It wasn't always like this, was it? She used to laugh while she wiped away the drool that missed your mouth. And she thought it was cute when you walked around the house in your tightie whities. At least that's what she wanted you to think.

The female species is smart, if not genius, and your woman knew that she had to suppress her desires to voice her disgust. Now that you're squirming, you could be in trouble.

Why does she nag?
Chances are that her nagging has very little to do with you. But in all fairness, if she "asked" you to take out the garbage ten times and then "tells" you to do it before she empties it on your convertible, then you could be part of the problem. Nevertheless, she is overreacting a bit.

"I asked her out and she said no! She smiles every time she sees me, and looks at me and stuff, but doesn't want me !!"

What the hell is going on ?...calm down ....calm down...let me explain

Female nature
Most women nag because it is in their nature to do so. They grew up watching most of the women around them doing it and were taught that it was the best way to handle men and their occasional inability to function on a normal human level.

The Big picture
Sometimes women nag over some seemingly insignificant thing in order to work their way onto larger issues. She knows that it is going to get you peeved and plans on using that anger later to bring up whatever it is that is really bothering her.

She's a little Loopy
Have you ever thought that perhaps she's just plain crazy? I know that it's hard to accept, but when it comes down to it most women are at least mildly psychotic, if not full-blown lunatics. So remember, if she is indeed a wacko, when the nagging starts, don't push her to the point of dismembering your favorite member.

You can stay ahead of the game by knowing......Types of naggers

A female nagger can be classified in one of four groups:

The Innocent:
This is the one nagger that doesn't really mean to nag. She brings up problems that she has to make you aware of, but tries to do so without making you angry or starting an argument. Chances are her intentions are good, she just needs a little work on her approach.

The Chatterbox:
This nagger never seems to stop. But her nagging rarely escalates into real fights because you've probably learned to effectively zone her out (by the way, this is a good method that I'll cover later; just don't let her catch you).

The Riddler:
Ah, the nagger that nags without nagging (say that five times fast). She says things like, "Would you like to try and guess why the green plates are not in the cabinet?" You have no idea what she's talking about and she knows it, otherwise why would she be asking in the first place?

And my personal favorite...

The T-Rex:
If she doesn't rip your head off while screaming at you, you got away lucky. It seems as though she actually grows horns when the nagging starts, the room gets a little darker, you know it's coming and there's no place to run. Scientific studies conducted within Redstate laboratories showed conclusive evidence that she may very well be one of Satan's minions. Good luck with that.

How can you handle it?
Unless you plan on dumping her, you are going to have to learn to anticipate, deal with, or simply avoid her nagging...(BINGO)..

Here are some ways in which you can do just that:

Anticipate it
1- If you're coming home late and didn't call, be ready for it when you walk through the door. Bring her flowers and tell her that you had to drive around for hours trying to find a place that's still open.

2- If she gets unusually silent, ignores you, or just seems generally different, it's about to hit the fan.

3- Listen to her. Whether you want to believe it or not, most women will generally tell us at least once or twice what it is that they are ticked about; we just don't hear them because they speak in a special code that only other women can understand.

Deal with it
1- The zone-out method. We all do this subconsciously, you just have to learn to develop the talent to a point where she won't notice you're doing it. This is where you simply nod, smile and agree with her while not hearing a single word she says. In one ear, out the other.

2- The "Brown-nose" method. This one gives you the element of surprise. As soon as she starts in, you beat her to the punch. "I know sweetheart, I should have mowed the lawn last week, sometimes I don't even know why I forget to do these simple things." She will probably be so amazed at the words, that she'll let you off the hook so you can get back to ESPN.

Avoid it
1- Do something unexpected and counteract any nagging.

2- Try to figure out what she's angry about before she tears into you, and fix it. She won't have anything to gripe about and you can move onto more important things like the Important GO match that you wanted to watch.

And as your last resort...
3- Break it off. If the nagging gets to a point where you just can't take it anymore, then it might be time to let go. Chances are that you blog too much on Redstate, and maybe that is one of the reasons she is griping so much.

Your woman is going to nag no matter what. That is just one of the prices you are going to pay in a serious relationship. So, it's really up to you to decide how long you can deal with it, or if it's worth dealing with at all.

Average looking guy with a decent job that pays reasonably well, owns an apartment and a car. On the outset, it looks like he's got a lot going for him BUT his problem is he's am also very, very SHY and he just don't know how to talk to girls.

Well friend..I'm here to help..

Simply tap into a woman's natural curious instinct. Women by nature are curious and if you can get her curious, you'll never have to worry about a lack of conversation.

And it doesn't stop just there; you know how women always get carried away when they start talking about themselves. Interrupt them when they start to "ramble" and redirect their attention back to you.

First Kiss Tips

Have good breath
For God's sake, don't blow your chance to kiss her because you ate ludicrous amounts of garlic at dinner and forgot to bring gum!

Don't ask
Never ask a woman for her permission to kiss her. Despite what you might think, women, in general, like it when their man takes charge. So, be a man and kiss her.

Close your eyes
While eye contact is good up until this point, make sure to close your eyes while you are kissing her. There is nothing weirder to a woman than a guy who kisses with his eyes wide open. (Eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww!)

Don't slobber
My last piece of advice is to not slobber all over her. Keep your saliva to yourself.

Do Short Men Stand a Chance?

Regular height for a man ranges between 5'8" and 5'11", while "short" for men, according to clothing sizes, ranges from 5'4" to 5'7".

Make yourself look taller.
There are ways to make yourself look taller or at least flatter your height with the clothes you wear...

Stay away from:

• cuffed pants
• horizontal stripes
• wide pants
• tweed pants
• double-breasted suits

Opt for:

• straight leg pants (narrow legs)
• pinstripes
• lightweight fabrics for pants
• one-piece suits
• single-breasted suits
• shoes with a bit of platform (if it's subtle)

And finally when you can't hang on any longer...

Break Up Tips For A Broken Relationship
A restaurant is a bad choice. If she makes a scene, there's no respectful recovery and no quick way out.

Recognizing that her habits have become annoying instead of cute is just the start. Her rude cell phone calls mid-meal, the way she thinks she's always right, and her complete lack of respect for your opinion should all be sending you a clear message.

Don't change your mind
There's a big reason why you made the decision to confront her with the end of your relationship. She may argue, cry or even "not understand why you're doing this," but be sure and stick to your guns. There's nothing worse than a flip-flop relationship -- you're either in or out.

Know when to fold 'em...

Ending a relationship is never easy. But having the courage to follow through with your decision will make both you and her happier when the relationship has already passed its "born on" date.

Remember... you have to accept her and all of her imperfections if you really want to keep her around, but if the fighting and nagging outweigh the good times, it might be time to move on... so that you can start looking for a new woman to nag at you!

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than those people in households that don't have guns."