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Posted at 5:43pm on Jun. 18, 2008 President Obama Solves America's Transportation Needs

By Jack Serious

Future News: DETROIT - Friday, August 10th, 2012

America's driving worries are over! For the past two years since all the major US auto makers became nationalized and all vehicles not getting over 100mpg/b/c/hc were banned from street use, no one had the answer to Americans' transportation future -- until NOW!

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Posted at 8:26pm on Jun. 16, 2008 The Rumor Mill

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In order to keep Obama's CyberPatrol employed and off the dole, I figure one rumor a week should do it.

Because a cult just isn't a cult without a compound, rumor has it that Obama Corp. is making an offer on the $75-million dollar, 123-acre Hummingbird Ranch in California?

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Posted at 3:46pm on Jun. 15, 2008 If you... then you may be a...

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I wasn't going to post this but then an old Jeff Foxworthy bit came to mind...

If you _, then you may be a .

This is the nicest way I can write it: "If you are repulsed by wishing Happy Fathers Day to the Founding Fathers of America, you may be an International Socialist." But there are far better ways to say it....

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Posted at 3:34pm on Jun. 13, 2008 Two Rumors for Obama's CyberPatrol to Dispel

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Dear Obama CyberBrownShirts,

Can you please challenge these rumors regarding the depth of the relationship between Senator Obama and George Soros? And please, can you do it without starting new rumors?

1) George Soros is one of the biggest financial donors (through various methods like MoveOn, MediaMatters, etc.) to Mr. Obama's campaign -- is Mr. Obama's record breaking fund raising due to Soros' ability to manipulate internet donations?

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Posted at 8:29pm on Jun. 12, 2008 Dependentosis: When Obots Rule the World - Political Science Fiction

By Jack Serious

Future News: Friday, October 7th, 2016

World Psychiatric Institute Reports on Global Condition

One of the last unaffiliated healthcare organizations, The World Psychiatric Institute, reported their findings today from a five year study into the general malaise suffered by over 80% of the planets citizenry. Previous studies by the IPC (International Psychiatric Council, Inc.), a subsidiary of George Soros Group Intl., found populations everywhere to be happy and content; the IPC has discredited the WPI's study from the start. Another study commissioned by the UN, a subsidiary of George Soros Group Intl., did find evidence to a rise in claims of downtrodden anxiety -- but concluded the emotional strain was caused by sunspots and global warming. WPI's study has been met with fierce opposition by the US Congress, a subsidiary of George Soros Group Intl., and the Hague, a subsidiary of George Soros Group Intl., with both bodies leveling charges at WPI for scaring the public with professional and educated opinions that may appear to be true -- the Hague's new International MindGames (registered trademark of George Soros Group Intl.) Bureau of Investigations will be looking into the charges.

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Posted at 11:23pm on Jun. 10, 2008 Not the Same Old Kool-Aid

By Jack Serious

Take the 21st Century Electric Kool-Aid Taste Test

Once you've had a sip of Obama's New Hard-Left Lemonade there's no going back -- to anything!

Same Great Mind-Bending Sensation with Half the Truth.

Life is tough with all that messy freedom to think about, but with Obama's New Hard-Left Lemonade, you can just sit back, relax, and let the cult band of Barry Pranksters take care of everything.

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Posted at 7:06pm on Jun. 9, 2008 ‘Silence of the Dembs’ is Box Office Gold

By Jack Serious

Future News: HOLLYWOOD - Tuesday, June 16th, 2009

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Since its release last year, The Silence of the Dembs has remained #1 at the box office thanks to its great emotional appeal and mandatory screenings. Newly elected POTUS Obama and his lovely wife view the film once a week at the new, federally built, cinema de'propaGANDHI in Washington DC, leading the enormous mob in chants and dancing.

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Posted at 3:48am on Jun. 9, 2008 False Profits - Taxes for Obama

By Jack Serious

"A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the voters discover that they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidates promising the most benefits from the public treasury with the result that a democracy always collapses over loose fiscal policy, always followed by a dictatorship. The average age of the world's greatest civilizations has been 200 years." - Author unknown. Attributed to Alexander Fraser Tytler, Lord Woodhouselee. Unverified."

True change, true hope, and true enlightenment are for the free democracy that breaks the cycle of its own demise, correcting its problems through private enterprise, justice, and liberty and not an all controlling government with a judiciary aiding its influence. False change, false hope, and false enlightenment are the domain of the over emotional society that merely repeats ancient mantras and calls them new, convincing its citizenry of gloom in order to rise up and dismantle the democracy and its liberties. A true sign of a false prophet is one who lives like a millionaire while asking his followers to expect less of life.

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Posted at 5:23pm on Jun. 8, 2008 Chains We Can Believe In

By Jack Serious

Like all dreamers, I mistook disenchantment for truth. - JP Sartre

I hate victims who respect their executioners. - JP Sartre

Once you hear the details of victory, it is hard to distinguish it from a defeat. - JP Sartre

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