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Posted at 4:15pm on Jul. 11, 2008
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Posted at 11:28am on Jul. 4, 2008 Religious Affairs Adviser Says, "Deport Jesus!"
By gclaghorn
Apparently appealing to the large mass of his supporters that
are “Jesus Freaks”, Obama has hired a religion and politics teacher
from Wesley Theological Seminary to be his new Senior Adviser of
Religious Affairs. His plan would have gone off without a hitch —
if he hadn’t hired a man who holds himself to atheist ideals.
I would like to note that, by my definition, an atheist is
someone who casts God aside as a myth, sometimes calling religion a
carefully devised ruse designed by ancient governments, but calls
anyone who presents scientific evidence against global warming a
conspiracy theorist. Now would be an appropriate place for the
quintessential “pot and kettle” idiom, but the presence of the word
“black” in that saying could make my use of it a hate crime.
Whereas, when Alan Colmes uses that idiom, he is labeled as a
patriot — yes, I mean the Alan Colmes who regrets that the Star
Spangled Banner is our national anthem. His biggest problem with
the song is that pesky little line which describes America as “the
land of the free and the home of the brave”.