"I'm Eating Bacon Flavored Popcorn RIGHT NOW"

By Ben Domenech

We've consumed a lot of popcorn during this primary season. If you, dear reader, wanted some popcorn for Hillary's speech on Saturday - or for the NBA Finals even - you should follow RS's Leon Wolf's lead, and order yourself some bacon salt, the zero calorie, vegetarian, kosher seasoning salt that makes everything taste like bacon.

Yes, you heard me right, fellow Americans: IT MAKES EVERYTHING TASTE LIKE BACON.

What a country. Oh, and they have a blog.

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