An olive branch to Ron Paul supporters
Can't we all get along?
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Kicking Paultards to the curb
Come back! Bring Haiku”
So over the last few days, we've been inundated (or is it infested?) with calls to allow Ron Paul supporters to participate here at RedState. We've had others misread Leon's post (with really impressive obtuseness) as a hatred of all lovers of liberty.
But at the same time, no one recognizes more than we do the raw passion that folks have for Ron Paul. The creativity to spot a Zionist conspiracy around every corner has to be worth something, too.
So we decided that yes, new Ron Paul-supporting comments do have a place here at RedState. So starting now - the floodgates are open. Sort of. You may shill for Ron Paul, with one condition: you must do it using the form of Japanese poetry known as Haiku. Failure to comply makes it easy to delete the comments and diaries - so have at it.
UPDATE: This offer good for the comments in *this post only.*
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The Fuzzy Puppy of the VRWC. I've been usurped!
Ahem. And yes, the eighth line needs something.
I will admit our schools have taught us all
To think the poet's craft beyond our art,
But that is foolish; as both great and small
Can find the words sunk deep within their heart;
And though the prospect, true, might some appall
There is no harm in daring to impart
The thoughts and hopes that come with siren's call
For with small steps, do greatest journeys start.
So Ronulans, pick up your pens and write!
Call forth to work, your version of the Muse;
And tell us then, with all your spleen and spite
Your... novel... take upon the daily news!
Make sure you speak of fiscal theories trite;
If that won't work, just yell about the Jooooooooos.
The Fuzzy Puppy of the VRWC. I've been usurped!
unable to make me a poet. Not only am I unable to write a sonnet, I cannot even fake the Norse stanza. You and your teachers are to be commended, Moe.
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(Formerly known as bee) / Internet member since 1987
Member of the Surreality-Based Community
A wee, strapping lad named RuPaul
has come from Texas to save us all
he'll get rid of the Fed
kill the GWOT dead
and knoe the "real truth" of Twin Towers Fall.
“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men."
A doctor whose name is not spoken
Was speaking of Gold in Hoboken
When out from the crowd, The Troofers sung loud,
"Hey Doc, please pass what yer smokin"
" in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years."
Abe Lincoln
"Opened the doorway
you have done... you may regret
the comments you spawn."
--Yoda
Liberty escapes
The founders saw no oil war
You nazi censor.
Gold in the summer
Glinting into Ron Paul's eye
Prosperity's end
HTML Help Central for Red Staters
Let's nominate the Nash Equilibrium for President.
Like prawn in fish net
Red-Staters must read dung heap
posts from R-- P--- fans
“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men."
A cold, narrow house
Without neighbors, my abode-
Gold, my meagre fare.
It's the system, Lara! People will be different after the Revolution!- from Dr Zhivago
Catch Not Bin Ladin
Mighty Towers Fell by plan
Rudy bogarts Gold
“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men."
We demand that you
listen to us because we
are smarter than you
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I'm not voting for Ron Paul because it's not expressly prescribed in the Constitution.
-- Mark Hemingway, The Corner (NRO)
It's such a fine line between stupid and clever. - David St. Hubbins
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I'm not voting for Ron Paul because it's not expressly prescribed in the Constitution.
-- Mark Hemingway, The Corner (NRO)
“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men."
Trees shine bright with frost Speech a vapor hangs but brief; Paul's call falls all y'all. |
absentee
It's such a fine line between stupid and clever. - David St. Hubbins
From winter mountains
comes ice choking spring rivers -
Fix your .sig file, please.
The Fuzzy Puppy of the VRWC. I've been usurped!
Here's my Haikus from an anti-Paul perspective:
I do not know how
Ron Paul has supporters
who believe this crap.
or perhaps:
Neo-cons are still
The lesser of two evils
When compared to Paul.
When the towers fell
Why did Sharon tell the Jews
To stay home from work?
*Speaks truth to power, leaves quickly to go vote in an online poll*
Ron Paul is the Amway/Quixtar of politics
When I read the beginning of this post, I was about to throw a rock at my screen because the Red State wusses caved in to the inevitable Ron Paul Revolution.
Ron Paul is the Amway/Quixtar of politics
No blood for oil
Krempasky's a Neo-Con
Neo-Con's are Jews
(Is it a cop-out to use a posessive, ie Neo-Con's?)
Your comments do ZERO good. It makes you just look undisciplined. Come discuss...but this is spam. For heavens sake and I mean this nicely...step back and think about cause and effect. Are the posts you are throwing up going to have the effect that you want.
The answer is no...it will not have the effect you want.
Check the subject matter of the OP.
Sun melts morning snow;
Fuel burning can't melt steel beams,
Therefore, Vote Ron Paul
absentee
Sorry, was just following the newest comments at the left and thought...what the heck is this guy doing...sighed a bit...and typed away. I guess it was just a reflex :D
Ron Paul and Dreams
Brave Tramps like us we
are born to run
"Nothing works like freedom, Nothing succeeds like liberty"
Kyle
I think most (all?) of us suck at this, but it is great fun, yes? Like the first day you tried out a hoola-hoop.
Or better, the first time your sister's hot friends tried out a hoola-hoop!
It's war -- so when can we start shooting back at the enemy Democrats?
He's been here a while. He was engaging in satire.
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We are all heroes, you and Boo and I. Hamsters and rangers everywhere, rejoice!
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About the Author
Lord Vegas is a true American. some would call him a Mutt, but he prefers the term Mixed Breed.
At least according to the good Reverend Joe Biden.
It's war -- so when can we start shooting back at the enemy Democrats?
I leave it to you to figure out that about which Biden was speaking. I doubt even he knows.
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We are all heroes, you and Boo and I. Hamsters and rangers everywhere, rejoice!
The silver doctor
Says: "colonialism"
A thousand bongs are glowing
"The most dangerous form in which oppression can overshadow a community is that of popular sway" -James Fenimore Cooper
In the basement room
rancid food, porn, filthy clothes
murmuring RonPaul!
"A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition." -- Rudyard Kipling
seething, angry, I am furious
Everyone but me and Ron are stupid
all because of the Jooooooooos
"Nothing works like freedom, Nothing succeeds like liberty"
Kyle
A haiku must have
a seasonal reference
or its senryu
As daylight savings time dies
Ron Paul is still nuts
It's such a fine line between stupid and clever. - David St. Hubbins
No F-bombs allowed
IQ just below room-temp
VOTE RON PAUL YOU JOOOOOOOOOOOOZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!
It's war -- so when can we start shooting back at the enemy Democrats?
Nazis and Code Pink
Together do no thinking
Save,"Ron Paul '08!"
The wretched refuse
with conspiracies galore,
Send these to Ron Paul
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Thou art the Great Cat, the avenger of the Gods, and the judge of words...-Inscription on the Royal Tombs at Thebes
First, you block our words
Then, laced thick with sarcasm
You offer the branch
As autumn winds down
The branch is leveled face-ward
And the slow whimper
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We are all heroes, you and Boo and I. Hamsters and rangers everywhere, rejoice!
And maybe 'freeze' for 'block.'
The Fuzzy Puppy of the VRWC. I've been usurped!
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Let's nominate the Nash Equilibrium for President.
Fall becomes winter
then spring and summer arrive
ron paul still nutty
HTML Help Central for Red Staters
Let's nominate the Nash Equilibrium for President.
Online we gather
Fight the Elders of Zion
And worship Ron Paul!
No more programs, or
big government pay-outs, yet
liberals like him?
Leaves on the bared trees
Lefties make Iraq wind-noise
Paul sings their dark hymn.
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We are all heroes, you and Boo and I. Hamsters and rangers everywhere, rejoice!
...between the WOT and Baldur's Gate references, I'm wondering if anybody needs another member for a RPG...
"Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first."
Ronald Reagan
"Ron Paul Revolution!
Net polls, web trolls, online cash . . ."
"Shut up." A bird rises.
They that are with us are more than they that are against us.
Gaze on sqawking loon
lit by cold October moon,
Hark O gall of Paul!
The revolution
is turning noise into hits
I smell some Hebrew
Why hath RedState made
the winter of discontent
for Ron Paul's minions?
"The only thing better than learning from your own mistakes, is learning from someone else's."
CURRENTLY LEANING THOMPSON
Turbulent waters,
And exceedingly shallow.
Ron Paul casts his line.
From rotating blades
Excrement flying at us
Time to cut power
One, George Washington
Two, Silent Calvin Coolidge
Three will be Ron Paul
Misinformation
is rampant on RedState, too.
Meet the MSM.
Undesirables
exist in every faction.
Inconvenient truth.
Throw the babies out
with the dirty bathwater!
That'll teach the brats.
And XXX XXXX limericks, too?!
There once was a Congressman from Texas
Who looked to the Constitution for redress.
But when he dared cite it,
The Republicans did smite it,
And America's Founders in the process.
There once was a party of Lincoln
Which historically won on strength and non-intervention.
Some got confused,
And summoned their war hawk muse,
And now the party's synonymous with aggression.
There once was a big tent party,
Which claimed to embrace its factions heartily.
But then came the '08 horse race,
When many of its stallions the Veruca Salts did hate,
Leaving the coalition bedraggled and frowzy.
In the blogosphere there are certain sites
Which claim to support certain types.
But if the libertarians go dissentin'
Then they won't be lettin'
Nothing but negative XXX XXXX blogs be hyped.
The supporters of Doctor Paul
Have the unmitigated gall
To come to this website
And take a grand Shi'ite
Then wipe it all over the wall.
It's such a fine line between stupid and clever. - David St. Hubbins
Like the stars the site
Offers all clear instructions
That's your one warning.
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We are all heroes, you and Boo and I. Hamsters and rangers everywhere, rejoice!
Ash on the cooling
Wind, and the burning leaves say
That life is not fair.
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We are all heroes, you and Boo and I. Hamsters and rangers everywhere, rejoice!
First the WoT (TGH) reference then a first cronicles of Thomas Covenant.
In that vein.
White gold weilder storms
Memory, disdain and scorn
Western guardians.
- Rivulets of thought course darkly
On barren dusty plains of hope
Nothing echoes so loud as dreams
Poignantly absurd, fruitless, dead
All cry out for futures bright and secret
Uselessly reaching
Longing
Gray besets gold, attacks
Others beseige strongholds of liberty
Animals, they rend, we suffer
Where is the light of tomorrow?
Angry, hidden by a past scorned
Yet, morning dawns anew
I'm like the little brother who never gets the joke till you explain it the hard way. But now that you've pointed it out.....
BWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
That was some fun!
It's war -- so when can we start shooting back at the enemy Democrats?
Fall strips tree of leaves
Stormfront offers many coins
Crazy man accepts
“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men."
Zionist Control,
This Illegal War must End,
Gold Standard, Amen!
or
Immune to Reason
Talking Points all that We have
Only Fascists Ban.
--furious
"I find your lack of faith disturbing." -- Darth Vader
Ronulans gather
The time to choose grows nearer
Liars all at once
Ronulan Army!
Come fulfill your destiny
And crush Red State's throng!
Voldemort Arise!
congress passes, Paul vetos,
Gridlock saves the day!
or
Snowballs seen in Hell,
He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named wins!
Cthulhu is free.
or
D30s I roll,
supporters of Paul break molds,
the Dragon is slain!
or
Fair Tax or No Tax?
either will work for me! But -
Please no Gold Standard.
ok ok, last one
McCain or Thompson,
Heck, even Paul works well for me.
Don't heart Huckabee.
Last one ... really...
The Slashdot Effect
Brings many websites to their knees.
Crazed Paul Fans just spam.
Really... I mean it this time *snickers*
Who made this blog post?
Bringing crack to NA Meetings
You've awakened the beast!
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"The bass, the rock, the mic, the treble, I like my coffee black, just like my Metal." - MSI
The Fuzzy Puppy of the VRWC. I've been usurped!
The following vid
Nicely sums up why Ron Paul
Should be our next prez
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9DrjybyhLA
best part is at 0:52
GOP, Vote! For
HWMNB
N, i.e. XX.
soli Deo gloria
Recently, I've begun to suspect that pod people (who happen to be high school sophomores) have taken over RedState.
Now, I almost certain.
Elmidd frowns and scolds
Won't swing at Paul pinata
Pines for sober talk
--
"We want great men who, when fortune frowns, will not be discouraged." - Colonel Henry Knox
Drafty, cold down "there";
Where is my underwear?
Alas, on my head!
It's war -- so when can we start shooting back at the enemy Democrats?
Post in Haiku more
fun in October* than TALK
LIKE A PIRATE Day.
*seasonal reference
--furious
"I find your lack of faith disturbing." -- Darth Vader
This haiku thing is fun, but IMHO..............
the TLAPD was the BEST. DAY. EVER.
It's war -- so when can we start shooting back at the enemy Democrats?
I read this and laughed myself silly, called my wife in to the computer room and after 5 minutes of explanation she was still looking at me like I was nuts.
This is about the funniest thing I've read in a long time.
You could call it "Techaiku."
Moe
PS: 10% of the proceeds will be fine, thanks. Hey, baby just got second tooth, which means that dentist bills are no longer a theoretical future expense...
The Fuzzy Puppy of the VRWC. I've been usurped!
By the time it's time for braces or whatever, SCHIP will cover full dental up to a million dollars a year household income.
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Let's nominate the Nash Equilibrium for President.
delBronx,you are twisted.... Here's my effort in C#:
using NoBrainWatts;
public sealed class DoctorPaul :
IDisposable {}
It's war -- so when can we start shooting back at the enemy Democrats?
Can you re-write it in COBOL please?
;-)
“I consider looseness with words no less of a defect than looseness of the bowels” - John Calvin
Socialism doesn't work. It looks nice on paper, but it's been tried and it's failed miserably every time (usually accompanied by widespread death and suffering).
Proud member of the V.R.W.C.
IDENTIFICATION SECTION.
PROGRAM-ID. voteRon.
ENVIRONMENT DIVISION.
CONFIGURATION SECTION.
SOURCE-COMPUTER. RED STATE.
OBJECT-COMPUTER. RED STATE.
DATA DIVISION.
PROCEDURE DIVISION.
FIRST-PARA.
DISPLAY "NO".
STOP RUN.
Sorry if I left out any periods. I was never a COBOL programmer, but I did have an old COBOL for beginners book on the shelf.
Socialism doesn't work. It looks nice on paper, but it's been tried and it's failed miserably every time (usually accompanied by widespread death and suffering).
Proud member of the V.R.W.C.
Function Ronpaul(question:string; var answer:string):string
Begin
if (position('federal reserve',question)<>0) then
begin
Answer:=answer+'Our money is being destroyed by our iraq debt';
removestring('federal reserve',question);
answer:=answer+ronpaul(question,answer);
end;
if (position('Healthcare',question)<>0) then
begin
Answer:=answer+'We cant afford Healthcare because we are extending our empire to Iraq';
removestring('Healthcare',question);
answer:=answer+ronpaul(question,answer);
end;
if (position('9/11',question)<>0) then
begin
Answer:=answer+'9/11 was our fault and the result of us not having hard money';
removestring('federal reserve',question);
answer:=answer+ronpaul(question,answer);
end;
result:=answer;
end
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"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it."
-Thomas Paine: The American Crisis, No. 4, 1777
IT. CERTAINLY. DOESNT. LOOK. LIKE. COBOL.
But I'm just guessing about the Fortran, Tis but Greek to me. Now where did I put my OPS5 manual?
Socialism doesn't work. It looks nice on paper, but it's been tried and it's failed miserably every time (usually accompanied by widespread death and suffering).
Proud member of the V.R.W.C.
Its pretty readable as far as programming languages go.
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"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it."
-Thomas Paine: The American Crisis, No. 4, 1777
My school switched primarily to teaching Pascal in about 1985. I graduated before the cutover, in '84, and I learned IBM Assembler, PL/I and FORTRAN (mostly PL/I). I took one COBOL class, but I only had to write one program the whole semester (teacher was not the greatest...), and to this day, I've written only that one COBOL program. I read a LOT of code in my job, but write little. I spent about a year writing Pascal also, way long ago.
These days, I prefer Java and PHP, but my heart is still in Assembler...
“I consider looseness with words no less of a defect than looseness of the bowels” - John Calvin
DISPLAY "NO".
Classic!
“I consider looseness with words no less of a defect than looseness of the bowels” - John Calvin
Since we no longer
Make haiku while the sun shines,
Gates Walls of perl beckon.
#!/bin/perl -w
use strict;
undef $/;
my($hwmnbn)=join(".*",map{chr($_)} (82,79,78,80,65,85,76));
while(<STDIN>) {
m/$hwmnbn/i && last;
print $_;
}
soli Deo gloria
I started coming here when I read about the removal of Ron Paul material.
Until I heard of the controversy over people in support of a person, was not allowed have his supporters heard? I wondered, what was it all about.... PR haha
Like government, we have asked for nothing, then what was free, is taken and told NO. To turn around and say... here, have some... under my jurisdiction ...
I'm not sure if this is supporting HWMNBN or what...but it clearly isn't haiku...and I'm pretty sure it doesn't make any sense at all...
"Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first."
Ronald Reagan
Auntie Semetick
Except Ember One One Staged
More Nuts Than Jimmah
Helicopters rise
blowing leaves to the fall skies
messiah silenced
OR
Their blood on keyboards
We play on boats and kneeboards
Please go take a bath
OR
Skunks spray cyberspace
Vainly aiming for the face
Thump-thump - it is done
OR
"Real" Republican
So sad - they wouldn't know one
If it bit their ass
it shouldn't count.
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"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it."
-Thomas Paine: The American Crisis, No. 4, 1777
Five Million Bucks
With Hope For America
Honey, let's get steak.
Free Speech Outdated
Overrated, Lame, and Done
Censorship Rocks, man.
Winter in Iowa
The two percent support sun
Ron Paul Melts Away
As I read the original post, it says that the censorship only applies to "shilling" for He Who Shall Not Be Named (The Doctor from Texas running for the Republican nomination- henceforth to be referred to as Voldemoort).
Is it okay to mention Voldemoort by name in the context of a rational discussion, or has that been banned as well? E.g. if discussing taxation, would it be legitimate to use Voldemoort's actual name, or would that trigger the ban?
Notice I changed my sigfile to comply with the new censorship policy:
James
Vote for Voldemoort 2008!
The ban is on all mentions, hints, references, allusions or anything that will give anyone reason to conclude that you "support Ron Paul™". So, using Voldemoort, He Who Must Not Be Named or some other flippery violates the ban. In other words, you're on very thin ice. Lose the sig.
The ban applies to new users who have not yet applied for Ron Paul privileges and have had their application granted. i.e. people like you. And before that will happen, you need to spend a few weeks writing on every other subject, apart from Ron Paul.
This policy is intended to weed out the Storm-Fronters, Anti-Semites, Code-Pinkers, Mobys and all the other assortments of trolls, spammers and idiots who "support Ron Paul™" from the unfortunately few sane ones.
Veterans Redstaters are free to mention, discuss, attack and even praise Ron Paul (like this guy here who is an actual bona fide sane Ron Paul supporter). Interestingly enough, Ron Paul himself, is free to mention and post about Ron Paul.
Anyway, if it makes you feel any better, try to think of it this way; Ron Paul is so fantastic, so great, so utterly what we need, second only to God (and quite a lot of his recent supporters here would quibble with that) that you have to *earn* the right to mention His Great Name.
You take away our
First Amendment Rights of Speech;
Un-American.
"Libertarian"
Thinks 'Property Rights' null phrase -
Oh! for season's change!
The Fuzzy Puppy of the VRWC. I've been usurped!
The First Amendment
Does not apply here, silly
This, a private site
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I'm not voting for Ron Paul because it's not expressly prescribed in the Constitution.
-- Mark Hemingway, The Corner (NRO)
Fed is illegal
Currency is collapsing
Ron says "I love Gold"
Socialism doesn't work. It looks nice on paper, but it's been tried and it's failed miserably every time (usually accompanied by widespread death and suffering).
Proud member of the V.R.W.C.
while the north winds blow
Ron fights against two tools of Zion
the Fed and the IRS
"Nothing works like freedom, Nothing succeeds like liberty"
Kyle
I voted for Bush
Small government he promised
Spending is sky-high
Liberty shredded
Patriot Act infringes
On citizen’s rights
Pro-life homeschooler
Weighs in the balance the men
What do they believe
Romney is Mormon
Does he wear the spiritual
Underwear? That’s weird.
Giuliani is
Pro-choice. Won’t vote for him in
In any election.
McCain the hero
Has scary anger issues
Can not vote for him.
Fred Thompson was the
D.A. on Law and Order
Yawn. He is boring.
Ron Paul! Defender
Of the Constitution. I
Think he is the man.
The opening made
Sometimes too far is too far
Bigotry is banned.
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We are all heroes, you and Boo and I. Hamsters and rangers everywhere, rejoice!
Spring, Paul nominated
But Veep choice already dead
Pierre Salinger?
make a joke out of him and his following - - apparently following the constitution has become that outdated - - to consider abiding by it is laughable
this is completely and utterly ridiculous
Seventeen syllables and three hits of the return key, and he'd have been fine. But nooooo, nothing could keep the man from his proud defiance of other people's property rights...
The Fuzzy Puppy of the VRWC. I've been usurped!
Goldwater, Conscience
of a Conservative, yes?
Liberal like Ron.
Speak of your man-god
in seventeen syllables -
Or STFU.
The Fuzzy Puppy of the VRWC. I've been usurped!
President Ron Paul
Honest Republican
See the oxymoron ?
Look up top
Go slow the big words will come easier.
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"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it."
-Thomas Paine: The American Crisis, No. 4, 1777
Did cruel winter frosts
Strip you of counting fingers? -
Oh, by the way: Blam.
The Fuzzy Puppy of the VRWC. I've been usurped!
I like politics, I hate transcribing on a keyboard:
President Ron Paul
AN honest Republican
See the oxymoron ?
The Fuzzy Puppy of the VRWC. I've been usurped!
["Let's make this clear, billybob77: by Moe Lane
Speak of your man-god
in seventeen syllables -
Or STFU."]
Bales of straw in fall,
Polls of straw foiled by a few.
Nay, foil is for hats
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"Let us have faith that right makes might, and in that faith, let us, to the end, dare to do our duty as we understand it." - A. Lincoln
Thanks Shaggy DA
This one made me laugh out loud
Haiku is much fun.
Socialism doesn't work. It looks nice on paper, but it's been tried and it's failed miserably every time (usually accompanied by widespread death and suffering).
Proud member of the V.R.W.C.
reins of governance
progressive and regressive,
roll back, move forward.
he may be crazy,
either right or wrong, but still,
he is a conservative.
not all his backers
are paranoid fools, it's true
please remember this.
Seasonal:
winter candidates
all imperfect to voters
future is unclear.
morals and money,
wars, where do votes reside?
issues this autumn?
I have never cared for jumping through hoops like a circus animal.
Or at least, you might show some sense of humor when the landowner is sighting you while taking off the safety...
Jumping through a hoop
Like a circus animal:
Not what I care for
But then, perhaps humor is forbidden to those who follow HWMNBN.
The worse thing is
you start to think in Haiku.
What a pain
in the butt.
Make them post Haiku
Principles are grey blurry;
Tell them all Fa-Qew
Jan 09 comes fast
Rudy snorts, then nukes Iran
Shoulda voted Paul...
Troop blood on the leaves
Slow children rant and again
Nukes should make them glad
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We are all heroes, you and Boo and I. Hamsters and rangers everywhere, rejoice!
"Dissent is Treason!"
Red State heads buried in sand;
Why are words so feared?
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About the Author
Lord Vegas is a true American. some would call him a Mutt, but he prefers the term mixed breed.
Gods' twilight and year's
Striking a web site at once
Research your own name
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We are all heroes, you and Boo and I. Hamsters and rangers everywhere, rejoice!
...that there is a fourth kind of mathematician.
The icepick kind.
The Fuzzy Puppy of the VRWC. I've been usurped!
Fading sunlight shines
Third grade reading a lost art
The worst cry out doom
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We are all heroes, you and Boo and I. Hamsters and rangers everywhere, rejoice!
Ron Paul wins in landslide.
George S., humbled, eats his words;
Hillary trembles.
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About the Author
Lord Vegas is a true American. some would call him a Mutt, but he prefers the term mixws breed. Vegas hates Haiku!
fake conservatives
who censor and fear Ron Paul
your days are numbered
Like the grains of sand
The number of our days are
When over we lived
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"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it."
-Thomas Paine: The American Crisis, No. 4, 1777
The Fuzzy Puppy of the VRWC. I've been usurped!
Taste terrible
Not Filling
No thanks...I'm having a Ron Paul
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Proud member of the Barry Goldwater wing of the party !
Didn't last an hour
Fourteen minutes forty-four
Dumped now on the Pile
Drink Good Coffee. You can sleep when you're dead.
"Your days are numbered"
With the sunrise we find you
Banned, atop the Pile
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I'm not voting for Ron Paul because it's not expressly prescribed in the Constitution.
-- Mark Hemingway, The Corner (NRO)
This is hilarious, a great idea! Ron Paul has some good ideas, just some that is...
.
absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
just blame America
for all the ills of the world
don't blame simple dictators
.
absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
ignore the threat of jihad
SCREAM that it's made up
an excuse for blood for oil
.
http://absurdthoughtsaboutgod.blogspot.com/
:)
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USpace
Bush is Disgraceful
Masons subjugate the Globe
Paul sparks Rebellion
We Have One Last Chance
To End Corporate Rule, Join:
Paul's RevoLution.
Black Helicopters
North American Union
Must stop it next fall
Socialism doesn't work. It looks nice on paper, but it's been tried and it's failed miserably every time (usually accompanied by widespread death and suffering).
Proud member of the V.R.W.C.
What happens when mean
Reps learn RP's base is Ron
Reagans? They STILL scorn.
With site's indulgence
I shall slight Republicans -
Hey! My tracheaccckkk!
The Fuzzy Puppy of the VRWC. I've been usurped!
Libertarian
Now means leftist kook theories
meanings fall like leaves
“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men."
Green leaves fall toward Paul.
Military donations?
Tops. Support the troops.
Stand by the ways and see and ask for the ancient paths, where the good way is, and walk in it; and you shall find rest for your souls.
FOX tries to hush him
"Ron's polling at 5%"
Darn, he gets to talk..
"Stand by the ways and see and ask for the ancient paths, where the good way is, and walk in it; and you shall find rest for your souls."
Eleventy-Eleven
My chad hangs for Paul.
It begs the GOP: Stop!!!11!!!
No more compassion!!!11!!!
Wind Chill
Reality bites -
We don't "blame America."
Cold chills do blowback.
Cats on a Hot Tin Roof
What's the victory?
Just staying on it, I guess.
As long as we can.
No Country for Grand Old Party
Call it? Yes. For what?
What's the most you ever lost?
Trillions, and our way.
Invasion of the Principles Snatchers
It's an invasion!
Republican hopefuls pitch.
Pods snatched the party.
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"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it."
-Thomas Paine: The American Crisis, No. 4, 1777
Who else, come the fifth?
Repub little "L"s not dead.
Dude, where's my party?
...and the parodies...
World Trade Center
Bush and Jews light up NY
Islamic scapegoats
Autumn golden leaves,
Usher in new gold standard
Bernanke got p0wned!
Imperialists!
You are reaping what you sow
Get out of UN
Ignored by mainstream
Red State must now hear our words!
Hello? This thing on?
Olive branch of peace
Paultard haikus embarass
Can't you people count?
I mean, couldn't you have at least made them do that on their own?
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Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.