T'day be International Talk Like A Pirate Day, ye swabs.
That day be come again 'round on the calendar, to be sure.
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Sink me if it's not that day for squintin' at the telly-phone and givin' the scurvy marketer yer best rollin' ARRRRRRRRR.
Some of there those gaudy linkies, for yer plannin':
International Talk Like A Pirate Day
The wiki-petey entry for ITLaPD
The Pirate Name Generator
...and see this magical movin' picture that'll tell ye how to speak like a proper scurvy knave, it will:
Enjoy the day, me hearties - and go to the Cap'ns strivin' fer the Goppie Admiralship, and tell 'em to let out their inner "Arrrrr."
Barnacle Brain Jack (Sometimes known as Moe Lane)
PS: W'a curse.
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Yarrr!
A-pirating we go!
Hillary Clinton, announcing her healthcare proposal
Oh, my favorite episode;
"Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori"
Contributor to The Minority Report
Fer today I be known as; Cap'n Isaac Greasepalms
"Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori"
Contributor to The Minority Report
...the barber seyz that it was past savin'. Ye could cover the scar w' a hat, belike.
The Fuzzy Puppy of the VRWC. I've been usurped!
...if any of you mangy curs be wantin' to get yer name gussied up, like, to reflect this solemn day on the calendar, just shout out here and you'll be properly piratical faster than the Dons clear decks for action once they spy the Black Flag.
And that be fast, matey. Not shy of a proper tussle, they are. And sink 'em for that.
The Fuzzy Puppy of the VRWC. I've been usurped!
...would ye handsomely gussy-up me name so me don’t meet the likes of Jack Ketch or be made to Kiss the gunner's daughter!
Fair winds!
Founder and contributor to The Minority Report and Senior writer for The Hinzsight Report
Since when do we sign on to these NGO initiatives?
"No compromise with the main purpose, no peace till victory, no pact with unrepentant wrong." - Winston Churchill
The Fuzzy Puppy of the VRWC. I've been usurped!
The Fuzzy Puppy of the VRWC. I've been usurped!
Just to make it all sparkley-like.
The Fuzzy Puppy of the VRWC. I've been usurped!
Me too, but I like to capitalize the first letter. Thanks.
Herodotus
...a long habit of not thinking a thing wrong, gives it a superficial appearance of being right...
---Thomas Paine---
led by "Sheets Barack".
PS. Tbone is my pirate name.
Envisioning when all that is Left is the Right.
Heh.
"No compromise with the main purpose, no peace till victory, no pact with unrepentant wrong." - Winston Churchill
Just who are these whities? Did you mean to employ that as a derogatory slur, aimed at decrementing the slef-esteem of Caucasoid Peoples?
I'd like to choose "Angry Pirate" but if anyone looked it up on urbandictionary.com I could get in trouble. OF COURSE my desire to choose that name would have NOTHING to do with that slang definition. Shame that such slang keeps me from choosing that name, which I'd like to choose for reasons having NOTHING to do with that slang meaning. Nothing at all. Er, yup. Nothing. (Oh, if anyone is so depraved that they choose to look up the twisted, sick slang definition, please do not do so in the presence of a minor -- seriously).
The Fuzzy Puppy of the VRWC. I've been usurped!
Thanks (I think), Cap'n, but if my request means anythign to you, could please change it back on that other (more serious) thread? If that means changing both back, that would be my preference. I just think the other subject was serious, so I don't want to introduce frivolity to that thread and associate it with my comments. ok, Cap'n Eom...er, I mean, Cap'n Jack ?
...so I've flipped it back. As of midnight we'll change all of them back anyway.
The Fuzzy Puppy of the VRWC. I've been usurped!
The Fuzzy Puppy of the VRWC. I've been usurped!
Aye, Cap'n. You're most kind.
Anyone see/remember the South Park in which the kids encountered ghosts that were pirates and they debated whether it was more appropriate to call them "ghost pirates" or "pirate ghosts"? I think "pirate ghosts" was more appropriate, since the more distinguishing characteristic was that they were ghosts, and "pirate" is the type of ghost that they were (as opposed to their essence being primarily that of pirates and "ghost" referring to the type of pirate they were). This is REAL important stuff, so I'd welcome any opinions.
and people like that?
What is in it for . . . er . . . the receiving party?
Quentin Langley
Editor of http://www.quentinlangley.net
International Editor of
on subject lines. I'll check. He may only have "WOW" and/or "wow" and not the "Wow" you used. If you are in violation, a summons will be served by the next pirate ship headed for the Kingdom.
Mike Gamecock DeVine @ The Charlotte Observer
www.race42008.com
www.hinzsightreport.com
www.theminorityreportblog.com
"One man with courage makes a majority" - Andrew Jackson
Terms of the agreement have not been disclosed.
There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why ... I dream of things that never were and ask why not. - Robert Kennedy
Mike Gamecock DeVine @ The Charlotte Observer
www.race42008.com
www.hinzsightreport.com
www.theminorityreportblog.com
"One man with courage makes a majority" - Andrew Jackson
And I have not idea what it says in the UrbanDictionary.com . And nobody better put nothing in there either...
It's war -- so when can we start shooting back at the enemy Democrats?
Kinda like Turf Toe, Tennis Elbow, Red Butt, On-The-Other Hand, Trick Knee, Dead Head, Tin Ear, Treasure Chest......
It's war -- so when can we start shooting back at the enemy Democrats?
is "Can't-Remember-Where-The-(redacted)-Treasure's-Buried-Guideon".
But I think I'd like to go by my nickname, Sea Monkey Bernard.
Ar think it's important that we know who we're votin fer:
Fred Thompson = Fartin' Wallace Dread
Rudy Giuliani = Mast Hugger Bud
Mitt Romney is a very fitting "Smilin' Tad Sparrow"
John McCain = Trendy Wallace Read
Mike Huckabee = Pirate Laird the Fruit
Ron Paul does not have a Pirate name cus the Constitution doesn't specifically authorize him to have one.
refuse to wear the Seinfeld shirt or say "arrrr"
Mike Gamecock DeVine @ The Charlotte Observer
www.race42008.com
www.hinzsightreport.com
www.theminorityreportblog.com
"One man with courage makes a majority" - Andrew Jackson
Given the various synonyms of your usual name, Contestphallus, perhaps you should go with "Pegmiddleleg".
Mike Gamecock DeVine @ The Charlotte Observer
www.race42008.com
www.hinzsightreport.com
www.theminorityreportblog.com
"One man with courage makes a majority" - Andrew Jackson
Remember this? IMPORTANT: READ THIS BEFORE VIEWING. Context was that at the time a car ad was running featuring a diamond-cutter in the back seat. At the end of the commercial, they check with him on his success in cutting a valuable diamond and he says (I think with a British accent) "Perfect".
By the way, Pegmiddleleg, I think the history behind your, er, prosthetic, involves not a "mohel" accident but a "motel" accident, you wild, crazy guy.
said he wanted justice not mercy
I saw the flames rising and tried to get out before ...well, it's too painful.
Mike Gamecock DeVine @ The Charlotte Observer
www.race42008.com
www.hinzsightreport.com
www.theminorityreportblog.com
"One man with courage makes a majority" - Andrew Jackson
I be "Pirate Daryl the Disgruntled." Arrgh!!!
...a long habit of not thinking a thing wrong, gives it a superficial appearance of being right...
---Thomas Paine---
They were on Wife Swap (the guy on the right). The "other wife" was a super organizer. Neither couple was interested in "growing" through the experience, so a pirate he remains. The guy's hair grew back nicely after the "other wife" made him cut it, shave, and get a job.
George W. Bush: He's A Folder ... Not A Fighter.
Mike Gamecock DeVine @ The Charlotte Observer
www.race42008.com
www.hinzsightreport.com
www.theminorityreportblog.com
"One man with courage makes a majority" - Andrew Jackson
...a long habit of not thinking a thing wrong, gives it a superficial appearance of being right...
---Thomas Paine---