What's in *our* dossier?
Hey, as long as it isn't "Mostly harmless"...
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This Hot Air post (via Glenn) about the supposed* Media Matters dossiers on all of us slavering brain-dead slaves of the Hard Right leads me to wonder: what's in ours?
Feel free to guess in comments. Poking gentle fun is permitted; just don't be tiresome.
Moe
*I say supposed because I could see it going down either way.
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*Cached version of the time Don Malcolm compared me to Al Qaeda in a debate about Dick Allen's Hall of Fame case.
*Vince Foster's spleen.
*Karaoke audiotape of me singing "Burning Love" in college.
*The real Zapruder film.
*The absentee ballot I punched for Moynihan once.
*Every comment I ever left on Oliver Willis' website.
*Extra bags of Cheetos (hey, Media Matters staffers get the munchies sometimes).
*URL for Redstate (note: this item kept under lock and key to prevent ideological contamination).
"No compromise with the main purpose, no peace till victory, no pact with unrepentant wrong." - Winston Churchill
Working with other members of the VRWC and considering getting into politics... (technician's note: Yeah right. As if...)
I'd say that's it for mine. I'm not exactly a bigwhig around here.
Ignorance is the lack of knowledge.
Retardation is an inability to correct that lack.
Stupidity is the conscious refusal to correct that lack.
I still remember the shock and that was real shock over the FBI keeping files on radicals. The left was jumping up and down like someone had shoved hot pokers up their collective rear.
Ah well the wannabe Stalins, Maos and Catros strike again.
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"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it."
-Thomas Paine: The American Crisis, No. 4, 1777
I know I do.
And it's rather funny, you know. The FBI probably takes my likelihood of being a spy or serial killer more seriously than the Left does my intentions of getting into politics...
Ignorance is the lack of knowledge.
Retardation is an inability to correct that lack.
Stupidity is the conscious refusal to correct that lack.
that dates back to about 1966. Thank God for the statute of limitations.
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Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
A photo of me hanging out on Krempasky's back porch after Presidential Debate 1 in 2004, taken by operatives hiding in the shrubbery. Maybe some Protest Warrior-related stuff. Other than that, I'm pretty disconnected and irrelevant here in Chicago.
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NARF
[2001-11-06]--left-handed, therefore can't be trusted. Ah, wait....
[2003-04-07]--has purchased Rush Club Gitmo gear. Wears it.
[2003-07-22]--likes to whistle show tunes, especially from 'Sound of Music'. Clearly he's gay. But there's that confusing 'goes out only with women' habit. Perhaps he's conflicted, which means we can exploit his fears and ignorance and turn him leftward.
[2005-02-19]--has on occasion bought.......shoes.
[2005-02-28]--wears socks......often, a PAIR of socks. We must watch this one closely.
[2007-01-26]--Listens to Rush, but not Hannity. Confusing, since we know VRWC members are required to be devoted lock-step marchers to the edicts of both puppet-masters. Perhaps this one can be turned !!! If we sneaked into his car and changed all his radio presets to Air America, perhaps we can enlighten this one.
[2007-02-12]--Dang!!! Car alarm. Must discover a new way to penetrate his defenses. Perhaps leave a DVD of 'Inconvenient Truth' on his doorstep. That should make him a Democrat.
[2007-02-13]--Observed tacking Al Gore DVD onto fence and shooting Ruger .22 pistol at it. In city limits. Remarkably good marksmanship. Observed laughing while shooting. What's wrong with this guy, does he have no concern for the planet, for the future? For the polar bears? He probably supports nuclear power. Make that nukular power, the dope.
[2007-03-18]--Recently has googled Fred Thompson extensively. Since he vocally supported SCOTUS nominee Alito (but not stealth candidate Roberts -- who despite our hopes turned out to be BAD, BAD, BAD) and now he's a Fred Thompson guy, we see no hope for this man. Has guns. Blogs on RedState, under peculiar alias, 'E Pluribus Unum' (which would suggest he's not into multi-culturalism)... File closed.
It's war -- so when can we start shooting back at the enemy Democrats?
"Vicious, pseudonymous Director of RedState, prone to ego trips, nastiness, overuse of semicolons, and belittling any opinion with which he disagrees. Likes to quote apparently obscure literary and cultural sources as an attempt to show fake erudition. Dislikes Glenn Greenwald, and is clearly a homophobe. Wants all women to have ten babies each. Would personally kill half the country if given the chance to do so."
Just imagine a scouting report, written by someone with no sense of irony, no reading comprehension, and no sense of humor.
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We are all heroes, you and Boo and I. Hamsters and rangers everywhere, rejoice!
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It's not catching, is it?
It's war -- so when can we start shooting back at the enemy Democrats?
I didn't think about this earlier but there is a very real example of this going on currently.
http://www.groklaw.net/article.php?story=20070405123029796
The blogger who runs this site, has received veiled threats and been dragged into a lawsuit because she has had the nerve to report the facts.
If a blog managed to do damage to a candidate, you could just imagine what would happen.
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"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it."
-Thomas Paine: The American Crisis, No. 4, 1777

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