Can I get this in Black Velvet*?
No, really: I have the perfect place in the living room for it.
By Moe Lane Posted in 2008 | Barack Obama is like Jesus but cooler | Obasm — Comments (50) / Email this page » / Leave a comment »
In fact, I don't know how I ever got through life without a painting of Obama ejaculating roses:
Image (both the actual physical one, and the unfortunate mental one) via Slog (note the post title; see also the attached endorsement, which is... weird, somehow). See also Hot Air, who has simultaneously a: rather good video lampooning the lameness that is the latte Obama fanboi (see also Ben Smith); and a link to Andrew Sullivan telling people to calm down. Given that the artist probably spent a good five minutes trying to decide whether to paint a horn on the happy white horsey's head, this is probably too little, too late.
And no, we do not believe it when we're told that this was meant to be ironic. This is pretty consistent with the existing idolatry.
PS: No, sorry, hate to say this, but you Obama supporters really are this lame. How lame? Well, let me put to you this way: have you ever made a crack about fundies?
Yeah, well, you should probably stop making those.
*Special shout-out to Mike Krempasky, who was the first to ask for one. But as the Slog comments section will reveal, not the last one.