Duncan Hunter's Big Announcement: "I'm not dropping out."

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CART MASTER: Bring out your dead!

CUSTOMER: Here's one.

CART MASTER: Ninepence.

DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!

CART MASTER: What?

CUSTOMER: Nothing. Here's your ninepence.

DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!

CART MASTER: 'Ere. He says he's not dead!

CUSTOMER: Yes, he is.

DEAD PERSON: I'm not!

CART MASTER: He isn't?

CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.

DEAD PERSON: I'm getting better!

CUSTOMER: No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.

Read on . . .

CART MASTER: Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.

DEAD PERSON: I don't want to go on the cart!

CUSTOMER: Oh, don't be such a baby.

CART MASTER: I can't take him.

DEAD PERSON: I feel fine!

CUSTOMER: Well, do us a favour.

CART MASTER: I can't.

CUSTOMER: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.

CART MASTER: No, I've got to go to the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.

CUSTOMER: Well, when's your next round?

CART MASTER: Thursday.

DEAD PERSON: I think I'll go for a walk.

CUSTOMER: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do?

DEAD PERSON: [singing] I feel happy. I feel happy. [whop]

CUSTOMER: Ah, thanks very much.

CART MASTER: Not at all. See you on Thursday.

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Duncan Hunter's Big Announcement: "I'm not dropping out." 12 Comments (0 topical, 12 editorial, 0 hidden) Post a comment »

This guy is a true conservative and just an outstanding person.

For those of you who are truly from the realm of politics - why is he staying in the race? He obviously won't win, so is he gunning for some type of appointment? Is he just trying to bring attention to immigration?

I hope the best for him.

* PRIESTCRAFT is thus defined: “The stratagem and frauds of priests; fraud or imposition in religious concerns. Management of selfish and ambitious priests to gain wealth and power, or to impose upon the credulity of others.”

Francisco Franco is still dead.

If I could see how he could muster wider greater support, I would go with him. Sadly I don't see how that is going to happen and he should drop out.

I am a fan of their work.

There is still hope. Duncan Hunter is heads above the rest of this pathetic Republican field!

Still time for this party to come to its senses.

What an idiot. I hope when he really does drop out, no one shows up to cover it. I also hope this gets NO play in the news. Stupid stunt.

John S. McCain III.

but he is a good guy, and i agree this was a dumb stunt

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Disclaimer: I am a member of a state-wide executive committee that is affiliated with Governor Mike Huckabee's campaign for the GOP presidential nomination

when he announced an important statement to be made in Nebrska, all the press bit and went there only to be told, after a huge build up, that Hagel was not going to run for President.

Trying to drum up interest in this manner usually backfires. Although Hunter is third, I think, in delegates, as he won one in Wyoming.

YOU CANT BECOME PRESIDENT WHEN YOU'RE A CONGRESSMAN.

Maybe if you had Bloomberg's money, you could, but not unless.

Why Republicans and so-called conservatives go to such lengths to demean a good man escapes me. I can only conclude that party politics are far more important to this author (and several others) than the good of the country or the democratic process. Should we let the MSM pick our candidates for us? (Why have elections when we can just let the polls decide for us?) It also reduces any remaining credibility of RedState.com which started as a rather impressive website.

 
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