Hillary Clinton Shouldn't Major In Math
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She should major in miracles.
Or at least, she should major in physics, with a special emphasis on the general theory of relativity, its extension to the special theory of relativity, closed time-like curves and time travel:
The beauty of this video is that it will only serve to make the Clintons more determined.
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It's only "mathematically impossible" for Hillary to win in the exact same sense that it's "mathematically impossible" for Obama to win, ie neither of them can win on pledged delegates.
The Fuzzy Puppy of the VRWC. I've been usurped!
And I wouldn't put it past her:
Dear Obama Delegate:
We know all about that honey you've been shacking up with on those so-called "business trips" you take.
If you don't want us to tell your wife, you had better switch your vote to Hillary on the first ballot.
Yours truly,
A Friend
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