Hillary's Crap Ad Made Better
By Erick Posted in 2008 — Comments (34) / Email this page » / Leave a comment »
Going through Hillary Clinton's own campaign files, I've improved her "Holiday" commercial:
UPDATE: I've tried to make the text bigger.
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and you'll have the GOP contenders best commercial.
A little tough to read with the font, as others have said, but absolutely fabulous!!! I'm impressed. :)
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Underlying most arguments against the free market is a lack of belief in freedom itself. - Milton Friedman
All I can remember is Paul Tsongas saying that - unlike Clinton - he wasn't trying to be Santa Claus. Now here is Hillary trying to act like Santa in a very obvious way. Where is a Paul Tsongas when you need him? :(
some savvy campaign staffer needs to figure out where she is running this and then run Erick's ad right after it. Now that is a gift worth keeping!
"It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities." ~Professor Dumbledore
bought all the "gifts" with "your" credit card.
Envisioning when all that is Left is the Right.
Where some elderly couple is opening up their visa bill and there are a few hundred billion dollars worth of unexpected charges on it.
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Underlying most arguments against the free market is a lack of belief in freedom itself. - Milton Friedman
1/2 point deducted for font size :P
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Two thirds of the world is covered by water,
the other third is covered by Champ Bailey.
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Two thirds of the world is covered by water,
the other third is covered by Champ Bailey.
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Thanks for enlarging the font -- it's perfect.
....is a brilliant mind, coruscating with veritable glints of genius, athwart a visage most noble.
I would change the sound to an old mechanical cash register (CHA-CHING!) and I would make the titles you added stay on the screen longer rather than have them swoop in. Larger text would be better, too.
I don't think you need to worry about keeping the old video that clear in the background since the joke falls flat if people haven't seen the original anyway.
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...into Her Thighness' latest campaign scheme. She really believes in being generous with OUR tax dollars being used as bribes for votes! "an appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last." Sir Winston Churchill
That would spill the beans on Hillary's true identity.
Unfortunately none of those items is on Santa's nice list this year.
That's exactly what went through my mind when I first saw that commercial.
Please correct me if my zeros are in the wrong place, but your message appears to be that for a total of 320 billion, Hillary will bring us universal healthcare, alternative energy, and universal pre-k.
A thousand bucks each.
Less than my laptop.
Sounds...good.
It's not $300B/300M people, because only "the rich" will make up the denominator.
And then of course the $300B is only a few of her major items. We haven't even gotten to fully funding no child left behind, solving every disease in Africa, rebuilding all the cities that had natural disasters during Bush's term, fully funding social security without cutting any current or future benefits, inspecting every piece of cargo that comes into every port, etc., etc., etc.
So whack the denominator down a fair amount and add a ton more to the numerator and you'll have a BIT more than $1,000 per man/woman/child.
..if your math is correct, then a family of four will owe an additional $4,000 in taxes. I don't know about you, but that could put most households into a financial crisis.
a) the quality and availability of the healthcare delivered under such a scheme is guaranteed to plummet
b) "alternate energy" can be delivered just fine with free market participation
c) "universal pre-k" is not desired by all (all lefties, maybe). I personally don't need the government confiscating my children any earlier than they already do.
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liberal arrogance "wrapped up" in less than a minute, federal programs as gifts to the children citizens, munificent liberals remembering the little people. They do actually believe this crazy crap.
It's too much to ask for but I hope this add runs nation wide up to Christmas, or is it Winter Holiday. This should turn off even some on the left with it's gooey paternalism.
"a man's admiration for absolute government is proportinate to the contempt he feels for those around him". Tocqueville
ON the original commercial, nearly every one of the comments are ridiculously positive. Maybe one or two negative ones. My guess is is that Hillary and company have their staffers load the system with 'you go girl' type comments.
I wish there was a way to track those down. I get the feeling you you find they originated from the same location the new attack Barack web site comes from.
Which must be true, as Bill, and who would know better, said the other day.
It does take a special kind of mentality to propose a health care plan to a Democratically controlled House, Senate, and with your husband as President, and have it fail miserably.
And the Winter Holiday ad does show a sort of artistic talent, at least for low comedy and brazen vote bribery.
"a man's admiration for absolute government is proportinate to the contempt he feels for those around him". Tocqueville
Now just add a few time delays and a bigger font size and this would make a nice anti-Hillary commerical.
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