I Want A World That Doesn't Exist
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By absentee Posted in 2008 | Barack Obama | Humor | Obsession — Comments (30) / Email this page » / Leave a comment »
This video from Super Deluxe is hilarious. There's a raunchy joke midway, fair warning.
This a Monday Afternoon/Evening Open Thread. Post your favorite Barack Obama jokes if you've got 'em.
Here are two to start it off:
"You see Barack Obama at that rally surrounded by all those Kennedys? Man, I couldn't tell if he was running for president or bartender." --Jay Leno
"If Hillary and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved? ... America!" (various)
(H/T Political Machine)
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I'm thirty-seven, I'm not old.
Well I couldn't just call you man.
Well you could've called me Dennis.
Well I didn't know you were called Dennis.
Well, you didn't bother to find out did you?
Oh King eh, very nice.
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I can't hear thirty-seven without hearing that.
absentee
OK, someone else gets it! Python! This is why I chose my screen name. Must face the peril!
Semper Fi
especially for a king who's message is hope.
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"Enlightened statesmen will not always be at the helm." -- James Madison
"It is a sobering thought, for example, that Mozart, when he was my age, had been dead for two years." -- Tom Lehrer
I know another one, but it's from _Clerks_ so I can't exactly post it without some severe editing.
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Finrod's First Law of Bandwidth:
A picture may be worth a thousand words, but it takes the bandwidth of ten thousand.
The black ball has to do all the work, while the white pins just stand around waiting. And then the points are counted by the number of PINS.
What, only the white pins count for points?
Plus, what's the game trying to say that the ONE black ball rolls in and knocks over all the white pins? Like, somehow there goes the neighborhood, is that it?
At least, that's how Reverend Wright explained it in a church bulletin.
absentee
37? I could never vote for someone who rolled a 37. That is just pathetic. Pathetic.
BTW - did you see the heat the President produced last night?
he would be below zero... Watched some of his left-handed action on TV and was embarrassed. How could anyone vote for that!
Formally known as Deagle... "Golf is a way of life..."
I am almost embarrased to admit this, but B. Hussein Obama actually played basketball at my alma mater, Ocidental, before he transferred to Columbia. Trust me, our b-ball program has improved dramatically since then.
Then again, we also did once field Jack Kemp as our quarterback, so I guess our athletics haven't always been that bad.
Don't call him that again please. There's a difference between using his middle name, which is of course harmless, and giving outsized emphasis to his middle name, which makes some editors uncomfortable.
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"If we want to take this party back, and I think we can someday, let’s get to work." – Barry Goldwater
All else is just embellishment.
"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it."
-Thomas Paine: The American Crisis, No. 4, 1777
As in your grandma so fat, not my grandma so fat
Tim Schieferecke
she love me even though I throw her under da bus...I mean your grandma so typical, she hide her white supremicist tats under her housecoat.
Tim Schieferecke
On a related note, Jonah Goldberg has a nice article in the most recent issue of National Review.
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This too shall pass.
he thinks Lenin is part of the vast right wing conspiracy.
Tim Schieferecke
a pretender. Barry either doesn't know who he is and isn't smart enough to fake it.
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"Enlightened statesmen will not always be at the helm." -- James Madison
it's hard to tell with the Dems. I've heard most of the comments in the video from actual Obama supporters.
Socialism doesn't work. It looks nice on paper, but it's been tried and it's failed miserably every time (usually accompanied by widespread death and suffering).
Proud member of the V.R.W.C.
(and thanks for the warning on the vulgar joke - I appreciated the heads up)
That video captures perfectly the spirit of so many Obama supporters...
Today I was watchig sci-fi and saw several ad's just completely filled with the word "frak".
I for one am rutting tired of these gorram science fiction writers making up some frelling fake word just to sneak pass the smeghead censors. It's just a bunch of felgercarb and it just makes me want to yell "shazbot!"
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Finrod's First Law of Bandwidth:
A picture may be worth a thousand words, but it takes the bandwidth of ten thousand.
My mother in law is here & has no idea why I'm laughing - it would take too long to explain.
I hope one of the Clintonistas gets this on a local paper's forum I frequent, so that I may make jokes at the democrat's expense.
I've got an Obama joke - his foreign policy...
How did they get Chris Matthews to appear in that video wearing scrubs?
But you don't understand, his supporteres are now saying that bowling has been distorted all these years; now that Barry has come along it is revealed that the true objective is a low score.
Hope. Change. Truth Finally Revealed ™
John
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Why would God invent something like whiskey? To keep the Irish from ruling the world of course
That's it, that's the joke, Obama bowled a 37.
A 37!!!!.
A freaking 37?!?!!?!?!?!
Should have used the bumpers...
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