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"I know your struggle. My great uncle stood beside you at Wounded Knee when your brave Cherokee bretheren fended off the evil Custer. When Squanto stared him in the face and said the Union army was too strong, he responded with the same message I give you today... YES WE CAN!"

"Land of the Free and Home of da Whopper" Peter Griffin...Family Guy

conform and celebrate diversity....or else!!!

and a Buffalo in every pot!

Question: Are beads and firewater considered cash campaign contributions?

... Andrew Jackson."

Extremism in defense of liberty.

"I remember my days as a community organizer in Chicago, getting people into the churches to make blankets for those shivering in the cold outside... join together with me, people, and build something greater than each one of us.

Can we come together? Yes we can!
Can we weave these blankets? Yes we can!
Can we raise this teepee? Yes we can!"

"Once within the maw of Leviathan, degree of digestion is irrelevant." - Michael Fisk

"Have you seen the price of teepee's in Whole Foods these days?"

..."I'll trade you an Abercrombie & Fitch blanket and this REI teepee for a good teleprompter."

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"We want great men who, when fortune frowns, will not be discouraged." - Colonel Henry Knox

Obama just didn't understand why, as he was discussing the noble action of Marxists taking land by force from the populace, he was getting dirty looks.

"It's ok...," Obama thought, "they just don't understand how being freed from land ownership is a good thing!"

Then Obama tried to explain. "You see, folks, the problem is that you're on land that really would be better taken care of by the government. You just don't have the resources to use is as properly. But do not fear! The government will provide a place for you to live!"

The crowd fell silent. A baby farted. Next came murmurs, possibly from those around the baby... but no one knows for sure. Then came the rocks and angry yells.

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Dependence is Slavery.

If elected, I will get you two more strings of beads as reparations for the Lousiana purchase.

Crazy Cat here today?"

Fortuna Favet Fortibus

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Tee Pee Canoe and Obama Too

and it is a disgrace that this administration let our nation's Native American housing to crumble.....

For being made out of buffalo hides and pine nuts, this podium sure does seem sturdy!

Wow, you must get great reception in that teepee!...oh wait...

Its easier to clean up this way.

Made in china.

"What is 'Moobutoo' and why are all of you saying it after my applause lines?"

chsw

The Moment Obama 'discovered' that he is part American Indian.

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Dependence is Slavery.

Obama provides a large stool sample.

And after I'm through with you, I'm going after the horse you rode in on.

"A man does what he can and endures what he must."

Ok, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, all in good fun.

How about "Barack Obama relating story of how his great grand-uncle was one of the first to mourn on the Trail of Tears."

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recommend a good shaman? Someone who can do spiritual advising and mentoring?

but you don't see me bitter... embracing the old traditions and ceremonial garb untrustful of a government that will NOW have your best welfare in mind.
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Thou art the Great Cat, the avenger of the Gods, and the judge of words...-Inscription on the Royal Tombs at Thebes

for the ground-breaking ceremony of your new casino. I ask you...can we build it?"

Shifty reportage or just poor communication? You be the judge:

"McCain, a decorated Navy pilot and former Vietnam prisoner of war, has built much of his candidacy on his foreign policy and national security experience. While he supports continued U.S. military involvement in Iraq, Obama has called for a quick withdrawal of the troops. He made his only trip to Iraq in January 2006 as part of a congressional delegation."

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/campaign_rdp