Picture of the Day: Too cool for school?
Or rather, too cool for RedHot?
By AcademicElephant Posted in 2008 — Comments (29) / Email this page » / Leave a comment »
This needed to be on the front page, just to remind us all of the unpleasant combination of hypocrisy and awkwardness that is the junior senator from Massachussets.
Dare I say, caption this?
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. . . and put it on my site.
With proper credit given, of course!
...that Jeff guy is glad he went to Georgia (which ESPN ranked as having the "second prettiest coeds in the nation") instead of to Iowa!
Kerry's holding hands with the girl on the right and holding who-knows-what with the girl on the left.
Perhaps he'd exhibit better taste if he eschewed the beer bong.
"Every time some nitwit college student burns a flag on camera, that's one less idiot who can ever run for public office." - Crank
"The Road To Freedom Is Seldom Traveled By The Multitude" Madhouse Thought
"No thanks young lady, I have my own p3nis pump. Oh it's a beer bong, uh, nevermind that last sentence. Vote Kerry*"
*Vote Quimby!
"Senator Kerry, will you show us the Skull and Bones initiation ritual?...please?"
I voted AGAINST the 21 year-old drinking age, right after I voted FOR it.
he wouldn't be so insufferable.
"Hey, gang, Janet brought the beer brong! Groovy! I mean, gnarly! I mean, whatever you kids are saying today! Make love not war! Well, you know what they say: I'm John Kerry, and I'm -hic- reporting for duty!"
Faber College, Class of 1962
You know if Karl Rove hadn’t stole the election from me you and I would be in the Oval Office sharing a cigar…
The former Presidential candidate conceded, "I sipped but never swallowed."
"I'm just beginning...The pen's in my hand...Ending unplanned"
to be palming the student's backside.
Look for his right hand.
Am I wrong?
"Is this the device that was used on the Diebold machines in Ohio?"
...I can hear the ghost of Genghis Khan?"
"Your audience, which will clap at apparently anything, is frivolous." - Hitchens to Maher
The last time I did that, I ended up boating up the Bay Hap river in Cambodia. However, I did find a magic hat on that trip; would you like to see my magic, hat?
You mean I just speak into this tube, with the other end in my ear, and I'll finally hear what garbage I've been saying?
It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly, one begins to twist facts to suit theories instead of theories to fit facts. Sherlock Holmes
"Seen here, Lindsay Lohan and Lisa Edelstein present John Kerry with his third straight 'Bongy' at the Kappa Delta's annual Herman Munster look-alike contest."
Bah. not my best work.
"No, young lady, you actually have to put your mouth on it if you want a favor."
"So, what? You're giving me an enima?"
I'm not sure which one of those is a more horrifying mental image...
"In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock."
--Thomas Jefferson
he'll show us both how it's done right!
On that note, I now have that song "Waters Edge" stuck in my head.
"I'd love to join you dear, but Arianna Huffington tells me that colonic therapy is really more of a California thing."
A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are made for.
I'm John Kerry and I'm reporting to party.
Maybe if'n he'd used the beer bong a few times on the campaign trail, he wouldn't have been so stuck up that he lost!
Dana
Common Sense Political Thought