Noted columnist Ellen Goodman has wet herself
(to save the planet and elect Dems, mind you)
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Pulitzer Prize-winning climatologist column-writer Ellen Goodman is one righteous lady. Without viewing the related science, she has accepted the words of the bureaucrats who hyperbolize the United Nations' Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change. Because what they say frightens her, the "level of alarm" has been raised and she has concluded in her little, round head that "[t]he fact of global warming is 'unequivocal.'" She's scared; in fact, she seems to have wet herself and is now blaming the rest of us.
Let's just say that global warming deniers are now on a par with Holocaust deniers, though one denies the past and the other denies the present and future.
In that sense, then, Ellen is asserting that global warming deniers are worse than Holocaust deniers, because their denial is destroying the future while Holocaust deniers are merely disagreeing about ancient history. This is perverse thinking on many levels, but angry posturing confuses the easily agitated. I hope that is all this is.
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The German Nazis of World War II kept detailed records of their mass slaughter of human beings: Jews, Gypsies, Jehovah's Witnesses, etc. The common figure is that 6-million Jews were killed by the Nazi machine, and while that exact figure can be disputed up or down, the fact of the Nazi Holocaust is not disputable. And it is not something which, as Ellen would have it, can be considered behind us. As the United States Holocaust Memorial Museum tells us at their web site, Anti-Semitism is "an ongoing event." Anthrogenic global warming is an Al Gore flick, based on fragmentary observations over a short period of time and on this computer model and that.
Ellen is more concerned about the politics. You see, that's where she shines. (Or not. Depends.)
Only 23 percent of college-educated Republicans believe the warming is due to humans, while 75 percent of college-educated Democrats believe it.
This great divide comes from the science-be-damned-and-debunked attitude of the Bush administration and its favorite media outlets. The day of the report, Big Oil Senator James Inhofe of Oklahoma actually described it as "a shining example of the corruption of science for political gain." Speaking of corruption of science, the American Enterprise Institute, which has gotten $1.6 million over the years from Exxon Mobil, offered $10,000 last summer to scientists who would counter the IPCC report.
Why do the 77-percent of college-educated Republicans consider this to be junk science? She tells us that it is because Big Oil uses its political tools, Inhofe and the Bushies, to do our thinking for us. The Democrats, on the other hand, are far more discerning. They are kept in line by an antipathy for progress, beguiled by the global warming industry, and addled by Bush Derangement Syndrome. And Ellen's ready to get on with the show:
American University's Matthew Nisbet is among those who see the importance of expanding the story beyond scientists. He is charting the reframing of climate change into a moral and religious issue -- see the greening of the evangelicals -- and into a corruption-of-science issue -- see big oil -- and an economic issue -- see the newer, greener technologies.
She still has not said what Big Oil has done. She makes the allegation that they paid the American Enterprise Institute to look for opposing views rather than accepting the scare tactics of a team of U.N. bureaucrats, but even if that were the case, how is $10,000 significant when we're talking about freaks spending millions to spread their propaganda about industry destroying the globe.
To Ellen, this is about politics. This is about electing Democrats.
Can we change from debating global warming to preparing? Can we define the issue in ways that turn denial into action? In America what matters now isn't environmental science, but political science.
We are still waiting for the time when an election hinges on a candidate's plans for a changing climate. That's when the light bulb goes on.
Electing Democrats, which requires making little, straw dolls of big Oil, the Bushies, the neocons, the illuminati… whatever. Stick them with pins, Ellen. Chant. Make movies about how we're all going to die and it is our fault. But do not compare this to the Holocaust. Those who deny the Holocaust do so out of pure hatred. Those who are skeptical about global warming don't swallow the spoon fed dung.
Ellen's column also contains a running gag about a light bulb, "an environmentally friendly, compact fluorescent light bulb." Perhaps the problem, then, is really Big Bulbs.
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Global warming, if it exists, does not affect any of us. At best it only affects future generations so that will be their "challenge". Our is that of exterminating the evil that is attempting to take over the planet.
...exterminating the evil that is attempting to take over the planet.
Only to her, it's not Jihadists and islamic fascists who are a danger to the world - it's Republicans.
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So libs, how's that Congressional Resolution to end The War™ coming along?
he's a moby. his post smelled fishy (to paraphrase him from another instance), and he revealed himself in the open thread.
I've not been keeping track of the latest whale hunting expedidtions. Thanks for the update.
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So libs, how's that Congressional Resolution to end The War™ coming along?
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So libs, how's that Congressional Resolution to end The War™ coming along?
Well, it's been about as culturally enlightening as KKK rally, but yous all enjoy yerselves now ya hear.
Much appreciated - I have to go field-dress a live kitten now.
Ta.
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So libs, how's that Congressional Resolution to end The War™ coming along?
So, do you want to take a guess what name "Free Thinker" choses when he tries to resurrect himself, again?
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So libs, how's that Congressional Resolution to end The War™ coming along?
Me, I have to get the boat ready for an outing this weekend. You all made out like bandits on the tech boom too, right?
I wonder how much carbon your pointless excursion in your boat will spew into the atmosphere. Way to live a green lifestyle.
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Underlying most arguments against the free market is a lack of belief in freedom itself. - Milton Friedman
the challenge of curbing global warming will spur new technologies and growth industries I say: "Feh!"
Let somebody else worry about it. I can't drive 55.
The Global Warming debate has been Godwinized...
Be not afraid
Therefore, according to 'net tradition, the global warming loonies have thus lost the argument. So, global warming is now officially bunk, hooray!
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Gosh yeah, we should always run away from science we don't understand. Because it can't be real if YOU don't get it and obviously all them scientist are really out to just kill god. Just like they were when they told us the earth wasn't flat, or that it's not the center of the universe. Good luck to thee, einstein.
But your coment is interesting.
Thge fallacy is that you think your side is the one running towards science.
History indicates very strongly that your side is merely a mob, moving mindlessly forward.
The global warming you are a believer in is not science. It is non-falsifiable.
If your side had science behind you, you would not need to supppress, intimidate and otherwise censor the public square.
Mike Gamecock DeVine @ The Charlotte Observer
"One man with courage makes a majority." - Andrew Jackson
Is that Ellen, who is not the first to make this ridiculous assertion, is the vanguard of the movement, not the first to mark its height of power.
All I see from "Global Warming Pushers" is charts.... graphs... mathematical equations... yelling, name calling and long winded theories to equally complicated solutions...
To them I ask this:
"If mankind, and not the sun, is the primary cause of climate change… why are the polar ice caps on Mars melting as well?”
They say man is responsible.
I say it's as natural as the sunrise.
Occam’s Razor…
“…when you have two competing theories which make exactly the same predictions, the one that is simpler is the better.”
Nuff said.
"Even when you fall on your face, you're still moving forward."
noted climatologist Michael Crichton
The storm-swelled river,
Blanketed to the top with
Leaves that cannot fall.
Consider yourself blessed, moby.
Moe
The Fuzzy Puppy of the VRWC.
Has referred repeatedly to Mitt Romney's presidential aspirations as "delusional". He's now one of the six named "favorites" in the early going. Her prognosticating skills are ... suspect.
To Ellen Goodman, partisan hammer, many things are simply nails. Saves a ton of time on thinking and analysis, though, and it pays well I imagine...
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We would also like to know your advice for somebody like my daughter, who's going to graduate in two years, advice that you would give a young person.
SEC. RUMSFELD: Advice for a young person. Study history.

in need of diapers. how sad.