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By Moe Lane Posted in Lame | Liberals | losers | Spin my monkeys! SPIN! | TNR — Comments (0) / Email this page » / Leave a comment »

Mii mii mii mii...

Oh, I took my car / down to the station
And asked the guy / to fix what's wrong;
He worked all day / down at the station
And gave me a bill / that was five miles long.

Well, the very next day
The car refused to start
And when I pushed it down the hill
It steered all wrong;
I asked the guy / why he didn't fix it:
He smiled, and sang this song:

"It's not our fault / We have no liability
We told you that / before we began:
It's not our fault / We take no responsibility
For we had no idea / what would be, in the end."

Read on.

Well, my good friend Dave / was running for some office
He swore up and down / That he'd be honest and true
So when elections came / I went and voted for him
To throw the crooks out / That's what I thought he'd do.

Well, the very next year
They dragged him in
For drugs, sex, corruption
And many other wrongs:
I asked him then
Why he'd gone and done it;
He smiled, and sang this song:

"It's not our fault / We have no liability
We told you that / before we began:
It's not our fault / We take no responsibility
For we had no idea / what would be, in the end."

Well, it seems some day / sooner or later
Someone will push the Button / and the world will go boom:
Between atomic blasts / and increased radiation
It seems mankind / is gonna meet its doom.

And when the porpoises
Ask the few survivors
"Why'd ya push the Button?
What went wrong?"
The men and women
Will take a look around them,
Then smile, and sing this song:

"It's not our fault / We have no liability
We told you that / before we began:
It's not our fault / We take no responsibility
For we had no idea / what would be, in the end."