Harry Reid Doesn't Understand A Whole Lot
Posted at 2:24pm on Jul. 1, 2008 If it's Tuesday, it must be time for Reid to muck up energy policy.
Don't ever change, Harry.
By Moe Lane
Hi! I'm Harry Reid, and I'm a Senator!
In fact, my Party decided to make me Senate Majority Leader! It's a fun job! There's pie! And ice cream! And lobbyists! It's great! The only problem is, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell apparently has some sort of strange ability to take my body over, and make me say stupid things! He says that he only does when the country needs him to, though! Or when he's bored!
Registered voters of Wyoming, West Virginia, Kentucky, Pennsylvania, Texas, Montana, Colorado, Indiana, Illinois, North Dakota, and Virginia, please note... as well as registered voters of Texas, Alaska, California, Louisiana, Oklahoma, New Mexico, Wyoming, North Dakota, Montana, and Kansas*. Enjoying those tax revenues your states are getting from coal and oil production? This guy doesn't want you to have them. Because coal and oil makes us sick.
Just ask Harry Reid.
Moe Lane
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Posted at 1:15am on Apr. 2, 2008 Good To Know
By Pejman Yousefzadeh
Evidently, taxation is purely voluntary. Man, am I ever owed a bundle.
(Via Dave Weigel.)
