Spin my monkeys! SPIN!
Posted at 7:51pm on Jan. 21, 2008 Well, that's one way to get them to shut up about Bush vs. Gore.
And not before time, frankly.
By Moe Lane
All it took was the sudden need to explain away a six point loss by this year's Fresh-Faced Outsider Who Will Breathe New Life Into the Race and Get Ordinary People Excited About Politics Again (I should standardize this: God knows the Democrats run one of these poor SOBs into the ground every four years):
Breaking: Obama Wins Nevada
Yes, Obama Won Nevada
...Bowers will no doubt follow this up with A Curse Upon Your Mothers, Ye Mockers! OBAMA WON NEVADA!!!!!, or something else along those lines. Well, everybody needs a hobby; particularly when the alternative is watching your candidate get metaphorically garroted with a silken bowstring...
Read on.
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Posted at 6:38pm on Dec. 1, 2007 Permit me to summarize TNR for you regarding Scott Beauchamp.
I'm sorry that there was no YouTube video available. No, I didn't write this.
By Moe Lane
Mii mii mii mii...
Oh, I took my car / down to the station
And asked the guy / to fix what's wrong;
He worked all day / down at the station
And gave me a bill / that was five miles long.
Well, the very next day
The car refused to start
And when I pushed it down the hill
It steered all wrong;
I asked the guy / why he didn't fix it:
He smiled, and sang this song:
"It's not our fault / We have no liability
We told you that / before we began:
It's not our fault / We take no responsibility
For we had no idea / what would be, in the end."
Read on.
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